Emmy Obike

It's going to be really messy on these streets for a long while: fictitious tales and excessive rage baiting from blue ticks...

If you can’t help please kindly retweet 🥹🥹🥹.

OG’s know digestive was always the backup. A wannabe babe. Speedy was top tier.

Plzzz if you're seeing this help me retweet.

Abeg bro Ruff ruff Woof woof

If your definition of better discography is hits then it's P-Square. If your definition of discography is replay value then it's 2Baba

@slimvnsn I really should.

@EmmyObike Let's check on someone today

There was a woman who sold rice and stew outside my office building on Broad Street. Every day for 4 years. Big pot. Blue plastic chairs. She knew everyone's order before they reached her table. Her name was Mama Chidi. Mine was the last plate before she packed up. 1:45pm. Every day without fail she'd see me coming and start dishing before I even sat down. Extra meat. Never charged me for it. I asked her once why. She said I looked like someone who skipped breakfast. She was right every time. 2019 she stopped showing up. No warning. Just gone. I asked around. Nobody knew anything. I switched to a restaurant down the road. More expensive. Smaller portions. Spent 4 years just quietly missing a plate of rice I never properly appreciated. Last month my colleague forwarded a Twitter post into our work group. A young guy. Maybe 25. Saying his mother used to sell food on Broad Street before she had a stroke in 2019 that took her left side. That she was recovering but kept asking about her regulars. That she cried one day saying she never got to say goodbye to any of them. I DM'd him immediately. He called me 10 minutes later. She was sitting right next to him. I heard her voice through the phone. Slower than I remembered. But she laughed when he told her who it was. She said she always saved my plate last because quiet people need someone looking out for them. I visited her in Mushin on Saturday. She can't stand long anymore. But she sat up straight in that chair and watched me eat everything she'd made. Didn't let me leave without packing food for the road. Some people just decide to take care of you. Before you even know you need it.

Which Governor be that one again ?

I am from Abia State, a state that now has MRI Machine, Constant Light, Brewery and Ariaria market 😁 Ndi uchu, oya

A blood bank in Apapa, Lagos is cajoling underage children into donating blood to their facility by offering them N5000 and "puff puff" One of such children has developed partial paralysis and can barely stand! They will be exposed.

There comes a point where being around the wrong people starts to feel more draining than being alone.

A goat cannot win a case where the judge sells goat meat. Wisdom is knowing that fairness cannot come from those who benefit from your pain.

How tf we supposed to know they’re temporary???

May I never be so ungrateful and entitled that I call someone's efforts the bare minimum.

My goodness!!! What deal did this man sign with the devil? Why is he so determined to look bad if it ain't a ritual??

@WhoopingFeet 😭 never seen a rapper so comfortable with a silver medal.

I think being underestimated is a form of spiritual protection.

Some of you don’t respect people until you see what they can do for you. You are not strategic, you are just a terrible person.

Highly religious people are the most wicked and insane on earth‼️ Religion is a cover for something extremely dark.