Jared Saia

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like 10 million fireflies?

I’m no longer verified. Jokes on them. I was never really me anyway. Who are any of us really?

@WholeFoods This is the 3rd time that we’ve ordered grocery pickup and our eggs looked like this. Eggs ain’t cheap. Please be better. 🙏

OMG Rihanna is covering @AllTimeLow at the Super Bowl halftime show! ☔️

People just wake up one day and say “Come on, family. We’re moving to rural Texas.”

@theelderemox *give away and force to apply 😅

@EmoOnTheGo This is a fair point

They should sell deodorant at music venues

Soccer. What a sport.

@emobby_yoda @nomadgloom Wow I've literally been saying this for years. The strip clubs just choose to play Cherry Pie when Belmont exists.

Hey

@BrendanLLM Lemme see those dusty base boards.

Airbnb needs to die lol

my dad is currently going through the 5 stages of grief

@nomadgloom Can’t wait, ya goof! 🥰

America sucks but we love our families and that’s why we never leave. That’s literally the shittiest predicament in life. How could we abandon the folks who raised us to be brave enough to leave? Fuck.

Lil bub throwback 🖤

@SomeGuyNamedKev @Ned2point0 This is the one.

How are we feeling Dodger fans? Tell me in GIF form.

LOLLLLLLL

Forever Tío Albert.

@nomadgloom How dare you…

BLOCKED. RETURN TO SENDER.

this ain't a scene it's a