Emo Philips
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Emo Philips
@EmoPhilips
Comedian, actor, mammal Looming gig: Osage Beach (smack dab in the heart o’ the Ozarks), September 30 2026 thru 2079 tour schedule: https://t.co/JqfdtOLa4i

Horse, trapped upside down, couldn't be hoisted by helicopter. Specialist saves the day latimes.com/california/sto…

those born before 2000, what's a small or once-common skill you have that hardly anyone uses today


baby dragon, france, 15th century

What is the most overrated food you're convinced people are just pretending to enjoy?



Morticians use spikey contacts to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewing

@EmoPhilips Link doesn’t work for me


A Missouri woman gave her boyfriend permission to slice her with a razor and suck blood, but stabbed him afterward nydn.us/2gfJcF5
