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Emo Philips
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Emo Philips
@EmoPhilips
Comedian & mammal. Looming gigs: Winter Haven, Mar 20-21; Jacksonville, Mar 22; Gainesville, Mar 24. Full tour schedule splayed out on https://t.co/KKOdmiH9H9
Katılım Haziran 2009
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Exactly two decades (give or take a year) after my powerful Emmy-hoped-for Miami Vice episode, I’m back in Florida; please witness my act in Boca Raton, Winter Haven, Jacksonville, Gainesville, Port Charlotte, Marco Island, and or Naples. emophilips.com/shows/
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Lovebirds of Florida! I’ll be touring all o’er in March; peck out the particulars: emophilips.com/shows/
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for me it was algebra
History Photographed@HistoryInPics
“Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it.” — George Santayana
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Tweet of the century
Emo Philips@EmoPhilips
no one on twitter has the right to complain about losing an hour
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no one on twitter has the right to complain about losing an hour
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great, now they’ll say THAT’S bad for you
L.A. Times: L.A. Now@LANow
Man accused of killing and cooking wife dies of cancer before trial lat.ms/18YW4o4
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The Florida leg of the “Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism” Tour is about to kick off: emophilips.com/shows
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Arrived in Albuquerque (to play Hyena’s Feb 27-28), and a voice in my head (unless it was an airport announcement and I misheard) shouted: CAPTION CONTEST
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If you live in or near (plus I am now accepting under) Albuquerque: emophilips.com/shows
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you’ll know you’ve reached it when you say the quiet part oort cloud
Curiosity@CuriosityonX
The Oort cloud. Where the solar system ends.
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