Emory Jones

Poison X Addict Mash-Up! Full version on TikTok! Creds to the creators: @SilvaHound @SamHaft @blakes_not_real @kovox

Semi annual progress pic. 60 lbs down💪

@Garrett_Watts This is Maurice my son. He is 9 years old, has a snaggle toothed underbite and is very polite except for that one time when he shoved his face into my dad’s chili. He was immediately apprehended though (pictured below)

Bugs, cats, dogs, lizards, rodents, fish. Whatever you've got! Send pic + name + vibes + lore + how you got them. I'm reviewing them in a new UNHINGED video… If your pet is elite, I'II crown them 👑 If they're mid... I'm saying it 😈 Enter at your own risk!

Such a banger and such a dope verse dropped by Connor on this track!👏👏👏

@ChichiAi PUT ME IN COACH

Every digital circus song I start working on ends up turning into a duet lol

Wizards before casting Fireball

Oldest daughters every major holiday and birthday

There are few things more cringy than a grown man saying “LOL YOU LOST THE GAME” hey, I immediately assume you’ve never touched a woman.

Little something to take the edge off

Im thinking bribes vary from “Sam I will hand wash your car if you let me win.” To “I will pick you up from the airport anytime you need me to for a year” type beat.

@GameChangerSam Episode where each contestant has an opportunity to offer Sam a bribe to let them win. The catch is the players don’t know how their bribe compares to the others. They still play as hard as they can and the winner still loses by having to do the bribe task anyway.

Men: “I want a woman who loves me for me” Also Men: “She CANNOT be FAT” Also also men: “There’s a male loneliness epidemic”

@DamienHaas If you’re old enough to have a credit score you only get one before the square up

New social rule: if you get on a flight and toddler cough the whole time without covering your mouth, I’m allowed to throw you into the sun.

God I hate this man. Everything is bigger in Texas including racism.

IM OBSESSED WITH THIS

@bbnomula Notice me senpai

who should i collab with next?!?!

AI is so ass

@albinorudolph Time of slay…6:15pm😫😭

NURSE SHES AWAKE