⛈️ Emp, Loa of Depleted Keystones

When the hpal guy is asked to go OS you know the spec is fine

@megasett People still have unbound hero titles that didn’t play last season Enjoy em while they last!

so i never did challenge modes in WoD but i have this title now, maybe from the region-best achievement?

@luxthos So like a normal day?

Easiest spark ever! Pick the Arcantina quest, buy 3x Toasting Brew from Bob, and and toast yourself alone in a corner.

What'd you get in the vault today?

My first reply to hit 35k impressions was about Marion Barry.. wild Might have to leave some coke on his grave as a thank you

@romanhelmetguy ok, I bet you can't name four times that has ever happened

Do Euros understand that they only get along because we hugged them tight and made them kiss? If America withdraws from Europe, Germany and Russia will be partitioning Poland within a decade, Greece and Turkey will race for nukes, and the Balkans will spontaneously combust.

@kellendh Say that every pull & you’ll be right eventually

my favorite part of watching RWF with people is saying "I think this is the kill pull" every single time they get out of p1

@WifiMoneyPlant You have shitty credit if they slam a 19% apr onto the deal

Biggest "the kids are fucked" moment I've had recently was buying a car Walked into the dealership, told them what I wanted and said I'd pay up-front. Expected them to be thrilled Instead they were horrified. Spent the next 20 minutes trying to get me to finance it at some absurd rate Got me curious so after I left I read about car sale profit models. Apparently most US dealerships make more financing now than from the cars themselves I was such a boomer I assumed they'd want CASH In reality they want your ETERNAL SLAVERY at 19% APR

@botanicoles @Warcraft Agreed

has anyone else felt like #wowhousing has been one of the greatest things for their mental health? 🫶🏽✨💚 thank you @Warcraft

@cameron_arcand DC lore is goated. Wait until a local gives you the lore of Marion Barry.. I saw the tape, bitch set him up

Nothing prepares you as a transplant for learning about the DC sniper

It’s not all paladins, but it’s always a paladin

Anyone else get a pit in their stomach when competitivo pugs slam in the keystone without a countdown

Bring back AH/Vesper + damage buffs Padding 22k overall while dps rot out isnt fun for anyone

@PopBase @Herotherogue

Today is World Rat Day.

“stop using punctuation you sound like ai" @webguhx ai took em dashes & now all punctuation from me fuck

20% buffs to WoG/EF & LoD for hpals. We’re so back (we’re not)

Your health bar, my choice.

@xSeregon Just put the DnD on the mobs, bro.

now that im fully hero+ decked out its time to push + gear warlockman :]

@Stahz0 @Herotherogue I am a pro at Irish goodbyes & ghosting

@EmpHeals @Herotherogue We frequently say "thank you emp" into the abyss 😂

Yo everyone my friend @EmpHeals finally made a twitter, many of you dont know this but he is the reason I met @Stahz0 , he bailed on my title push group years ago and we found Stahz as his replacement. Shoutout Emp for failing that tier but winning life for me, also follow him