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Starmer going big on the takeaways while everyone resigns:

Imagine if in the first Semi Final or the Grand Final of Eurovision, instead of announcing they're good to go, they announce they're not good to go and after some confusion announce Israel are disqualified for voting irregularities/manipulation on the spot

@lukeakehurst You're certainly committed to rapidly retweeting every single person who supports Starmer. The desperation is quite something

The 80 threshold means 80 MPs nominating one candidate, not 80 randomly expressing no confidence. It would clearly be absurd for 80 MPs to be able to remove a PM who the other 320+ hadn't sought to remove.

🚨 BREAKING: No 10 staff are now calling Ministers to try to get them to publicly back Keir Starmer

@owenjonesjourno @ZackPolanski Streeting would be Starmer 2.0 It wouldn't move the needle

The Wes Streeting coup. Imagine watching Labour's support collapse in urban England to the Greens... and concluding Wes Streeting is the answer. And although Labour lost far fewer of its voters to Reform, imagine thinking Wes Streeting would win them back, either. Amazing!

@Laird_ofNowhere @KarlTurnerMP I read this in the voice from Downfall

@EmperorBort @KarlTurnerMP "Wo ist Kampfgruppe Steve Reed?"

I feel sorry for the cabinet minister on tomorrows media round. It’s just a flesh wound.

@PolitlcsUK Oh god it's that number..

🚨 NEW: 67 Labour MPs are now calling for Keir Starmer to resign

@PolitlcsUK Is it 81 or 83 to trigger a no confidence vote?

🚨 BREAKING: 60 Labour MPs have now publicly called for Keir Starmer to resign Clive Betts Sarah Owen Connor Naismith David Baines John McDonnell Ian Lavery Clive Lewis Jonathan Brash Louise Haigh Anneliese Midgley Simon Opher Richard Burgon Olivia Blake Paula Barker Ian Byrne Neil Duncan-Jordan Apsana Begum Chris Hinchcliff Kim Johnson Ruth Jones Andy McDonald Kate Osborne Jon Trickett Nadia Whittome Beccy Cooper Catheine West Tony Vaughan Barry Gardiner Abitsam Mohamed Josh Simons Irene Campbell Cat Eccles Anna Dixon Justin Madders Terry Jermy Imran Hussain Euan Stainbank Graham Stringer Rachael Maskell Debbie Abrahams Peter Lamb Brian Leishman Julia Buckley Paulette Hamilton Catherine McKinnell Navendu Mishra Bell Ribeiro-Addy Emma Lewell David Smith Chris Curtis Luke Myer Markus Campbell-Savours Alan Gemmell Fred Thomas Lorraine Beavers Jas Athwal Sarah Smith Jo Platt Tonia Antoniazzi Alex Ballinger

@jaimytweets "Would bring the Competition into disrepute" So basically what Israel are doing now and have been doing for years then?

Now let's run it back to 2022...

@Coda_ESC You're actually comparing it to this based on 30 seconds in what is a entirely different song? Have you actually watched this? youtube.com/watch?v=Ethyx4…

For a decade UK eurofans have used the argument of incremental improvements “we’re heading in the right direction” “baby steps” “ at least it’s better than last year” Just to spiritually end up at Electro Velvet again

@AfterLiverpool What would you do instead? This is the best and most exciting entry we've had since Sam Ryder. It won't score on the level of Sam Ryder but I think our position right now is up in the air. But It's easy to slag on the UK just to get likes and reacts. So what would you do?

it's all very CBBC meets man chanting at the pub. Not sure who that's gonna appeal to at ESC

@superTV247 The song itself with Sam's stage presence should hopefully do enough to work the crowd without the forced bit added on, forcing the crowd to react to you doesn't always work at Eurovision 2/2

@superTV247 I would like to hear what the rest of the repliers to this think the UK should do to give the best chance in winning Eurovision Personally, most I've fallen in love with our entry in Sam Ryder, I would remove when I say eins, you say zwei bit though 1/2

Be honest. How do you think we’ll do? 🫣

@doomsdayranga Well that would surely lead to being expelled from the contest following the chaos of 2024, right?

I swear if KAN target her in Vienna like they targeted Bambie

@Lord_Sugar Cheers Alan

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@msdc58 @supertanskiii @stuzi_pants I guess he escaped his ship being blown up in The Poison Sky and really let himself go afterwards

@supertanskiii @stuzi_pants

Humpty Dumpty has let himself go.

@supertanskiii If he's going to engage in this tired old trope at least eat a good looking Burger..

@MikeTappTweets At least she's trying to do something. This course cannot continue Mike and as reported so many were saying on the doorstep how Keir is the problem and they couldn't vote Labour again with Keir as PM

When those within your own walls begin dismantling the gate, the enemy no longer needs a battering ram. Reform love this 👇

@hzeffman At any other point sure why not, but why two days after a disaster Local Elections this is your first move. It's not a good look.

From Downing Street: Keir Starmer said yesterday he would set out the next steps in his plan to build a stronger and fairer Britain in the coming days. Today he has appointed Harriet Harman as the Prime Minister’s Adviser on Women and Girls. The PM committed to do more to eradicate structural misogyny and achieve a cultural change. This appointment will help to accelerate progress.