Michael Marshall

it's so bad. just let me log in. I already paid. Just let me watch the fucking game.

Is there a worse app than @MLB

@MarioNawfal Model Y isn’t really an SUV. Cybertruck isn’t really a truck. They are unibody electric mobility vehicles.

🚨 Tesla just reminded everyone that the Model Y has the lowest rollover risk ever recorded for an SUV. 7.9% when tested by NHTSA The Cybertruck also has the lowest rollover risk of any pickup ever tested. 12.4% Measurable, real-world safety advantage

The business of autonomous freight doesn’t happen overnight. Hear from our engineering, hardware, safety, first responder engagement, and policy leaders on what it takes to make that happen.

@Ballislife "Chris Paul announces he's unemployable."

Chris Paul has announced his retirement

@YahooSports Dood got fired.

BREAKING: 12x All-Star Chris Paul has announced his retirement. The 21-year veteran is a member of the NBA 75th Anniversary Team and was an 11x First Team All-NBA selection.

@DraftKings Dood got fired.

Chris Paul has officially retired from the NBA - and what a career it was for CP3 👏 🔥 12x All Star 🔥 11x All-NBA Team 🔥 9x All-Defensive Team 🔥 6x STL Champ 🔥 5x AST Champ 🔥 2005-06 Rookie of the Year 🔥 Member of NBA's 75th Anniversary Team Future Hall of Famer 🙌

"Gatik, a Silicon Valley startup developing self-driving delivery trucks, says its commercial operations are about to scale up dramatically, from fewer than a dozen driverless units running in multiple U.S. states now to hundreds of box trucks by the end of the year." - @Forbes

Gatik is in the business of autonomous freight. Here’s what that looks like in daily operations. Trucks making regular runs day and night, moving goods for our partners and meeting real-world demand.

I find it infuriating that the people of the GREAT state of New York abide that the Great Lake on their shoreline is named Ontario. It's frankly pathetic. #LakeAmericaNow

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@Brink_Thinker 100% yes - street lights on meant time to head home.

Be Honest.. Did parents really just let their kids wander the neighborhood all day with no phone and just say... be back before dark?

@curiosityonx New California

If you could name the first city on Mars, what would you name it?

@cherokeeowl Nice try fed

Summer of Love 2025

@OneWayMusicX No one remembers that Radiohead thought it was a rock band

Every time I leave my state people make apologies, that “it’s not always like this”

The weather is the best. Like, it’s fun to go outside, we look forward to it.

I will present to you, as a fact, an uncomfortable truth. California is the best state in the nation, and it’s not even close.

Whatever hobby or routine or trend you’re currently into, started in California, we probably don’t even do it anymore

Want a job that pays top of market? Get a job in California.

I don’t even need to provide references, you already know it’s true

Like, name the thing your state is known for, California has a better one