The Empty Bowl

In the middle of a stormy downpour of milk: an umbrella. With a spoon-shaped handle. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one…

In cold weather like this, the best we can do is share a new episode to warm your brain up a little. Like it's a hot dog on a gas station roller. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one…

2026 is knocking on the door, but we refuse to leave the kitchen until we've cast our definitive judgement on 2025's best and worst cereals: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one…

Grandparents are making salt dough ornament with the kids with Christmas music playing while I try to cook dinner in the same room. So earbuds are in and I’m blasting the chill of @EmptyBowlShow directly into my brain.

When it comes to a good night's sleep, consistency is key. That's why our new episode is packed with all the news, reviews, and cereal rankings you've come to expect — plus a little something extra, to spark sweet dreams! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one…

@cerealouslynet @JustinMcElroy my fave sleep podcast 🥣

It's 10:38p.m.: do you know where your Frosted Mini-Wheats are? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one…

If you haven't heard already, we're also on Patreon! You can support the show, get exclusive updates, and even enjoy monthly bonus Dan-hosted bonus episodes of "The Half-Empty Bowl"! patreon.com/theemptybowl/

Wouldst thou like to listen meditatively? 🐐🎃🥣 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one…

You look tired. Care for an Empty Bowl? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one…

ok i meant purring in my lap, but you get the idea

Not only does our upcoming episode feature my cats audibly meowing at multiple points, but there's also an extended sequence where one of them can be heard meowing on my lap. Hope you don't mind that I'm not editing it out!

As we prepare for our next episode, I'm just realizing I never posted about the latest :') sorry about that, and enjoy some month-old cereal news! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one…

The wait is over: we're back in the bowl with cereal rumors, reviews, ruminations, and revelations, so be sure to tune in when you're ready for some R&R! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one…

Greetings, weary traveller; you look like you could use a restful, restorative bowl of sonic cereal musings: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one…

Following the discontinuation of our previous Support feature, this episode also marks the maiden voyage of our Patreon, where for $5/month you can dive into an exclusive monthly bonus episode of "The Half-Empty Bowl." patreon.com/theemptybowl

Enter a new week well rested, with a fresh Empty Bowl episode that feels just like slipping into clean sheets. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one…

Feel like doing nothing for a little while? A new Empty Bowl episode is the best kind of nothing there is. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one…

Congratulations: you made it through January! Now hibernate through the rest of winter with some fresh soothing cereal sounds. (But not like, actual cereal eating sounds, of course.) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one…

As we greet 2025 and all the new cereals it has to offer, let's spend a minute (or about 46) looking back at the best things we spooned in 2024: open.spotify.com/episode/0CCJuf…