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@Wonderfolle À la vitesse ou j'exécute mes entraînements, je ne les vois pas...😂😂

@EnDeconfinement Y'en a, des relous... 😂

Tu m'étonnes qu'il y ait des salles de sport pour femmes... 🙄

AYA-TOLD-YAH!!!😎🇺🇸😂😂😂

The first rule of twitter is you do not tell people in real life about your twitter.

твиттер сейчас выглядит так: (в своей праймовой эре включенного автоперевода)

바다 사고로 죽었는데 왜 자지로 달래야하는데 시발새끼들아

Mi psicologo: Todos los sueños tienen significado Mis sueños:

>Talks to the pope, the pope dies >Endorses Orban, Orban is losing the election >Talks to Iran, negotiations immediately fail Is this guy just cursed?

J'ai flirter avec une meuf au canada, j'ai fait paris - montreal, arrivé là-bas je lui annonce être arrivé et j'étais bloqué partout

And this asshole is drinking out of a plastic cup, after banning them for the entire country🤡🤡🤡

Fun fact: Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival started in 1999 to push back against high ticket prices. Now it’s $649 to get in, $20 for a beer, $17 for coffee and $150 for a caviar burger. Mission accomplished.

i open and close twitter like its a fridge

My first ever roommate’s main source of income was shoplifting and selling what she stole on eBay…I moved out after 3 months The last time I saw her, she was on the Forbes’ 30 Under 30 list lmaooooo

The Vatican is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.

@business 🧐

Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez’s wife has been charged with influence peddling and private-sector corruption. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

On day 1 of my high school history class, our professor got up and said You are 15 or 16 years old. 200 years ago people your age were married, planted crops, had children, and built a cabin by winter. You can do your homework. The bar set for you historically is embarrassingly low. You are not dealing with regional famine or plague. You do not have to save your family from marauders or go into battle to destroy your enemies. You have to sit down and learn from someone who cares about you in a safe, air-conditioned room. You have no excuses.

ТВИТТОР С АВТОПЕРЕВОДОМ КАК-ТО ТАК ОЩУЩАЕТСЯ

Agora que temos o Twitter sem a barreira do idioma, gostaria de perguntar aos japoneses por que o pornô deles é tão estranho kkkk

Un grand quoi ?