Corporal Joe Bauers

@159762Rs If in Japan, Japanese flag should always be higher. Honor.

BBQ in JAPAN 彼らはカントリーボーイ

@FrediThePizzamn I didn't know there was a difference between Halal chicken and Non-Halal chicken. Had to look it up: "Halal chicken requires a swift, hand-slaughtered cut to the throat by a Muslim, mentioning the name of Allah." Now I know.

@buran_1120 The most remote town I could find.

こんばんは🌛皆さん日本にもし旅行に行くとしたらどこ行きますか？なにを食べたいですか？ 教えて下さい🙇

@hoshizorarock Michigan is going to nuke Ohio, make it the 6th Great Lake, and name it Lake Inferior.

アメリカ人よ🇺🇸 日本人を見かけたら『オハイオからおはよう』って言ってあげなさい。 それだけで貴方のジョークは炸裂＆一瞬で人気者になれます🥺 Ohio州民は必見！

@JOKAQARMY1 The solution to get rid of FLOCK cameras and reduce LEO budget is very simple and costs less. Denaturalize 5% of the population. But it will never happen because we are retarded.

Flock Cameras 📷 a major privacy concern

@DissidentMedia Get rid of the FLOCK camera system with this one simple trick: Denaturalize 5% of the population.

A mass-surveillance society is a post-joy society.

@CCPISASSH0E I want to hang out with this guy.

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

@PsyGuy007 Denaturalization process is needed.

🇺🇸 Slapped an Elderly man for no reason and knocked him to the ground, but FAFO came calling!

@libsoftiktok Translation: NY state residents about to pay the fuck up.

Zohran Mamdani announces NYC is in a “budget crisis” after spending his entire campaign promising free stuff

@crysta6454 @disclosetv He was taken alive.

@disclosetv What? They said he was dead. I’m confused. You don’t put charges on dead people.

NOW - U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro says White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooter Cole Allen, a 31-year-old California teacher, is being charged with two counts: Using a firearm during a crime of violence, and assault on a federal officer using a dangerous weapon.

@Poogle1959 @thedebralea I don't think that's the same woman.

@thedebralea This woman ended up getting arrested later too as she tried to cross the barricade by foot

🚨 HAPPENING NOW. Driver held at gunpoint by police in DC following shooting at WHCD

@XpressTR When can we start the denaturalization process for the family?

Amerika Birleşik Devletleri’nde yaşanan trafik kazasının ardından 26 yaşındaki Elijah Wilks, tartıştığı kişiye yumruk attıktan sonra silahına davrandı; karşısındaki kişinin sivil polis olduğu ortaya çıktı. Polisin müdahalesiyle hayatını kaybeden Wilks’in ailesi, olayın ardından ırkçı bir cinayet iddiasında bulundu ve silah çekildiğini reddetti. Ancak olay görüntülerinin ortaya çıkmasıyla birlikte, aile iddialarını geri çekmek zorunda kaldı.

@TheJoeySwoll Um, that's a crime.

It is NEVER ok to put your hands on someone like this. This gym needs to kick you out! 😡

@CrimeInTheD But they're starving.

Shelby Township PD: 🚨 SEEKING PUBLIC ASSISTANCE 🚨 On April 18th, two individuals entered Picolo’s Liquor Store in Shelby Township. Shortly after they left, the staff discovered that a bottle of liquor was missing. Surveillance video showed the individuals leaving the store without paying for the item. They left the area in a white Buick Encore. If you recognize these individuals or have any information that may help identify them, please contact Det. Young at pyoung@shelbytwp.org. Thank you for helping keep our community safe. — Shelby Township Police Department

@wxyzdetroit Crazy idea... Chickens.

The Michigan Department of Health and Human Services reports Lyme disease cases have quadrupled over the past several years, rising to more than 2,000 this past year. wxyz.com/news/region/oa…

@GovWhitmer Michigan is dead last in pretty much everything. It will take 50 years to recover from this.

We’re fixing the damn roads.

@pika_nekopanda Respect.

海外ニキへ質問です。 日本の企業といえば最初に何を思い浮かべましたか？

@realayachen Literally trying to find out how to communicate with them.

Would you date an older Japanese girl?

@minerva_owl1 If you make it to the Midwest (USA) get some corned beef or boiled dinner.

アメリカの友人達へ ブリスケットにプルドポーク、食べてみたら最高だった！ どちらもTwitterで君達のツイートが流れて来なかったら、知ることはなかった。本当にどうもありがとう！ さぁ、次は何を食べたらいい？ 食べたら毎回感想とBBQを讃える詩を書こうじゃないか！

@21O5587 Does auto-translate work in chat?

退屈だから絡んでくれる人居ませんか！