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@BrucioMcCulloch Now now Bruce, have you tried asking them nicely?

Why on earth would I PAY to promote my tweets?! Aren't they supposed to promote me? sheesh...

@BrucioMcCulloch …cause you never know when you’ll need a fresh smelling moisturizing weapon in your shower

I'm so old i like soap 'on-a-rope'!

@BrucioMcCulloch It’s the only one they could get to stay at work, everyone else resigned or decided to work for doordash.

I'm not JOKING - I looked at the "restaurants" in a hotel im going to stay in - and there was a picture of a vending machine ...

@KITHnocontext I used “Voodoo pork” as my default password for about ten years

@DaveSFoley @OnlyMurdersHulu Best unassuming axe murderer ever!

Dear @OnlyMurdersHulu I am currently available to play the younger brother of either Steve Martin or Martin Short. The choice is yours.

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@BrucioMcCulloch ….completely addicted to crack cocaine

@BrucioMcCulloch …the guy who should have at least introduced himself

@BrucioMcCulloch …an out of control psychopath who was just trying to keep her from leaving…this way we’ll be together forever.

@BrucioMcCulloch …incapable of maintaining a relationship

@BrucioMcCulloch Guns without a permit eh? Skip the bicep workout for a few months or keep ‘em concealed

@BENBALLER Well, to be fair, you did buy your coffee at the highest rated casino resort in the world…so….duh

Why I still like the Internet: when I google “why I feel like shit every morning” I find out my chronotype animal is a dolphin 🐬

@MartaVerse You left out murder

People think only about 6 things: -sex -money -their animals -food/drink -health -family Prove me wrong

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@marciejastrow I know your heart is in the right place but de-centralization is just a buzz word like artisanal or hand-crafted. We kind of have to have people who are qualified to run the organization and make important decisions otherwise it won’t last long

De-centralization is more important now than ever - the government is out of control - let's be smart and take it back -

@PeterSchiff Serious Birth defects can take much longer to find than 15 weeks and are absolutely devistating to any mother or family it’s a nightmare already then when you go to terminate, there is a group of assholes screaming at you and calling you a baby killer.

#Disney is offering to pay travel costs for any Fla. employee who needs to travel out of state to get an #abortion. That's fine, but under the new Fla. law women can still legally have an abortion up to the 15th week of pregnancy. Do most women need more time to make that choice?

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Bought more LBLOCK this week in anticipation of their new cex listings and V2 roll out.

@OUTTA_FOCUS People who think a crypto winter is bad should try a Minnesota winter on the streets. Perspective keeps us humble and focused on what’s really important.

I'm walking through downtown Saint Paul right... I saw some homeless guys and I've literally seen one of them diving into the trash to eat. So, I came up on them, I was getting ready to buy some 🐂💩. Thought how good some of us had it, and gave them 20 dollars. Felt good too