Engel_FPE

//hi i’m engel! Or @nonameidea4242 The fpe parody account or atleast one of them and this is my rules page (and maybe more if i’m not lazy) (🧵)

@MissSasha_12 @zipthbest_ *Engels arm looks swollen almost like he fell on it badly*

@zipthbest_ @Engel_fpe42 "oh dear.. wat happened here" *angry but calm as i look at zip and i grab her*

(MORE INTERACTION BAIT CAUSE I BORED) *your walking around the forest it’s spring break so theres no school you come across a cabin and can see… Engel through one of the windows! He’s curled up on the couch wearing a shirt and some shorts cuddling a pillow and watching tv*

@zipthbest_ @MissSasha_12 “TOO LATE THE PARAMEDICS ARE ON THEIR WAY! J-JUST… just… go…” *Engel passes out from either pain or exhaustion*

@Engel_fpe42 @MissSasha_12 “ ILL?? UM?? GIVE YOU FIVE DOLLARS, AND ADMIT YOURE SMARTER!! “

@zipthbest_ @MissSasha_12 “I DONT CARE MY ARM HURTS I NEED MEDICAL HELP!!!”

@Engel_fpe42 @MissSasha_12 “ ENGEL, SHH!! ILL— ILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!! “

@zipthbest_ @MissSasha_12 *engel grabs his phone with his non broken arm and dials 911* “MY ARM IS BROKEN IT HURTS!!!!”

@Engel_fpe42 @MissSasha_12 “ Sshhh!! “ [ Zip throws you on the bed, putting an ice pack on his broken arm ]

@zipthbest_ @MissSasha_12 “OW OW OW YOUR HURTING ME!!!!”

@Engel_fpe42 @MissSasha_12 “ .. SHH!! Uu— “ [ Zip slaps a bandage on his arm, and drags him inside of the cabin.. by his broken arm. ]

@zipthbest_ @MissSasha_12 *just continues to sob in complete pain*

@Engel_fpe42 @MissSasha_12 “ DONT— DONT SAY I BROKE IT!! YOU JERK— THATS WHY YOU CHEATED ON KEVIN WITH BUBBLE!! “

@zipthbest_ “@MissSasha_12 MOOOMMMM ZIP BROKE MY ARM!!!! IT HURTS!!!!!”

@Engel_fpe42 “ BUT— THATS TOO MUCH WOORRK!! Ii— Fffuucck, we’ll call your dumb mom..!! “

@zipthbest_ “JUST CALL 911 YOU IDIOT!!!”

@Engel_fpe42 “ Shhhh!! Aa- HUSH LITTLE ENGEL, DONT YOU CRY?? — “ [ She started treating you like Chip out of panic… ]

@zipthbest_ *just continues to cry in pain*

@Engel_fpe42 “ Ssshh—!! Uhm— I’m sure Kevin’s by somewhere—!? Uuuh— “ [ zip chucked a bandage and bird seeds at him ]

@zipthbest_ “Y-YOU BROKE MY ARM!!! IT HURTS IT HURTS CALL THE HOSPITAL!!!”

@Engel_fpe42 “ !? U-uhh- “ [ zip runs over, and kneels down next to engel ] “ ssshh! Don’t— tell your mom, i’ll give you bird seeds and— stuuff!! “

@abbiedaapple *he looks to be watching some cooking show the pillow looks to have kevins face on it*

@Engel_fpe42 " Oh my gosh . . " [ He muttered to himself, quickly making his way to a window, trying to be as quiet as possible. ] [ This is his first time finding out where one of his friends lives, and it's ENGEL of all people! He peeks into the window, trying to see around the house. ]

@zipthbest_ *the egg splatters against his back making him unsteady and fall off the ladder landing on his arm with a loud snap* “AGGGHHHHH!!!! MOM MY ARM MY ARM!!!!”

@Engel_fpe42 [ … Zip throws one more egg, then hides behind a tree ]

@zipthbest_ *Engel grumbles annoyed and begins to clean in perfect position for a an egging*

@Engel_fpe42 “ Yaaay!! “ [ zip flies down and chucks the cleaning supplies at Engel, then goes to skip away as if.. nothing happened— ]

@zipthbest_ “H-hey! Fine! I’ll do it! Get down!”

@Engel_fpe42 “ .. uuuggh.. “ [ zip reluctantly climbs the ladder and wipes off the eggs, but— picks up one and chucks it at Engels head. ]

@zipthbest_ “Clean. Now.”

@Engel_fpe42 “ … UUUGHHH— but— ‘lizards’ can’t cleaann, rightt.. “

@zipthbest_ *Engel drags her to the garage and gives her a ladder* “I will be watching… start cleaning..”

@Engel_fpe42 “ Uuuugghhh.. But I can’t reach the rooooooofff. “

@zipthbest_ “I COULD CARE LESS YOU MADE THE MESS YOU CLEAN IT!” *Engel throws cleaning supplies into her arms*

@Engel_fpe42 “ I don’t wanna cleaaannnnn, I’m meant to meet up with Edwarddddd… “

@MissGrace56001 @zipthbest_ “What a way to explain it…”

@zipthbest_ @Engel_fpe42 " There's no additional twos because the first ones are in a closed relationship and don't want to include a third two. "

“ it is! 2 + 2, there’s 2 2’s, so there’s an additional 2, and that 2 needs a friend, so another 2! 2 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 8! “ “ is this binx..? waffles! pancakes are too soft. “

@zipthbest_ “TOO BAD YOUR RUINING MY BREAK WITH THIS!!!”

@Engel_fpe42 “ no—! what the— i have better plans than to clean your dumb mom’s house! “

@zipthbest_ “yes… YOUR CLEANING THIS UP!” *in a blink Engel grabs the collar of her shirt and pulls her inside dragging her into the kitchen*

@Engel_fpe42 “ Ehehe— what were you doing cuddling a pillow? Were you imagining it was Kevinnn? “