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Parenting is just preventing tiny humans from accidentally deleting themselves.💯💫
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Engr Marez
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Engr Marez
@EngrMarez
Parenting is just preventing tiny humans from accidentally deleting themselves.💯💫Writer and Poet. #MUFC#FamilyBossBattles#Toddler v3.0, #ToddlerLife,#DadLife.
Katılım Mart 2020
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@y5G4bBKR7XDuY9d Morning! Even with parenting brain fog, starting the day with your cheerful energy is the perfect flashlight 🔦💡 Have an awesome one!
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📌Today’s Parenting Truth
Nobody warns you that one day you’ll spend 20 minutes looking for your phone…
…while using the flashlight on that same phone to help you look.
Parenting doesn’t just make you tired.
It unlocks entirely new levels of confusion.
😂 If you’ve done something like this, welcome to the club.
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@AlagbeJohn9 The real battlefield is internal. Once you silence doubt, conquer fear, and lock in focus, consistency, courage, and clarity show up naturally. Great reminder, saving this thread too. Keep dropping these gems!
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@EngrMarez Thanks for seeing a reason to save this...
Without winning against those 3 guys, one will just be struggling to take the necessary steps that will open the way to greatness
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The 3 enemies in a "Battle of the Mind"*
Doubt
“What if I’m not good enough?”
It kills ideas before they start.
Fear
“What if I fail publicly?”
It keeps you posting 0 times instead of 10 times.
Distraction
“I’ll do it after this scroll.”
It steals years in 30-second increments.
Win those 3, and you win everything.
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@AlagbeJohn9 Catch them young is parenting gold. The earlier we model respect, grit, and ownership, the more those deep memories become superpowers instead of baggage. Kids are always watching and filing everything away. What’s one habit you’re teaching your little ones right now?
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Kids can remember something embarrassing you said three years ago…
But not where they left their backpack five minutes ago.
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@AlagbeJohn9 Haha, “Na so my brother”, facts! Those toddlers are undefeated at turning any charging session into a stealth mission. My backup charger lives in the sock drawer now too, right next to the emergency snacks. Parenting level: expert hider 😂
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Nobody warned me parenting would mostly involve saying:
“What’s in your mouth?”
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@AlagbeJohn9 Teaching basics like respect, resilience, and responsibility early turns those powerful memories into strengths instead of scars. Modeling it consistently is the real game-changer.
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@EngrMarez And that is why its better to teach them some basics before they grow up
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Haha, exactly! Those tiny humans turn “just charging my phone” into a full-contact sport in 0.2 seconds. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve walked in to a dead battery and a proud toddler waving the charger like a trophy. Backup charger in the sock drawer is now non-negotiable survival gear 😂
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@EngrMarez You are right bro
Charging your phone and seeing them play with your phone or charger
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@AlagbeJohn9 Spot on. Kids are like little tape recorders with elephant memory, they replay our negatives on loop for years. Speak life, model grace, and guard their ears like the treasure they are. Our words plant seeds that bloom long after we forget.
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@EngrMarez Children
Dont Just say or do anything negative in their presence
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@AlagbeJohn9 Parenting doesn’t just test your maturity, it forges it. The chaos turns into the most beautiful kind of growth.
Shoutout to all the parents turning tiny hurricanes into grounded humans. You’re building legends! 🙌 What’s one “leave there” moment that cracked you up later?
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@EngrMarez Parenting really taught me how to be patient
From leave there to stop that to leave there again
Its a wonderful learning stage everyone needs to go through
It really tests your level of growth and maturity
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@AlagbeJohn9 Parenting is the ultimate crash course in patience, creativity, and unconditional love. From “What’s in your mouth?” moments to those heart-melting hugs, every day is a new lesson.
God bless every parent grinding through the chaos, your work shapes the future. Keep shining!
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@EngrMarez Parenting will teach you so many things
God bless all responsible parents out there
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@john322226 Even Declan Rice knew it was a huge mistake. You could see his reluctance going out.
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When are we going to put rivalry aside and accept that Tuchel made a mistake removing Declan rice against Argentina ?
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@kikumaki00 😂 2yo in the bath: “Mama… whose kid is this? 👀 There’s a face!!”
Mom: instantly channeling The Ring
Peak parenting horror comedy. Toddlers don’t even need ghosts, they ARE the plot twist.
Brilliant as always @kikumaki00 🔥
Engr Marez@EngrMarez
📌Today’s Parenting Truth Nobody warns you that one day you’ll spend 20 minutes looking for your phone… …while using the flashlight on that same phone to help you look. Parenting doesn’t just make you tired. It unlocks entirely new levels of confusion. 😂 If you’ve done something like this, welcome to the club.
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@ootani_eiti One day, they’ll stop reaching for your hand before crossing the road.
Engr Marez@EngrMarez
📌Today’s Parenting Truth Nobody warns you that one day you’ll spend 20 minutes looking for your phone… …while using the flashlight on that same phone to help you look. Parenting doesn’t just make you tired. It unlocks entirely new levels of confusion. 😂 If you’ve done something like this, welcome to the club.
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@ootani_eiti These vending machine moths are peak kawaii chaos 😂🍵 Big fluffy Mos demanding strawberry milk? I’m sold.
Artist keeps delivering wholesome moth magic...this episode is 10/10.
More please! 🦋
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@Bannyswago iPhone users don’t find mirrors, mirrors find them. Universal law at this point 😭
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Truth is…
The hardest part isn’t the sleepless nights.
It’s realizing they’re growing while you’re busy trying to survive each day.
One day, you’ll wish you could relive the chaos for just five more minutes.
❤️ Hold them a little longer tonight.
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@June_lotus Eating my food standing up because sitting down means someone suddenly needs me.
Engr Marez@EngrMarez
📌Today’s Parenting Truth Nobody warns you that one day you’ll spend 20 minutes looking for your phone… …while using the flashlight on that same phone to help you look. Parenting doesn’t just make you tired. It unlocks entirely new levels of confusion. 😂 If you’ve done something like this, welcome to the club.
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@June_lotus 「大将オ！！！このブレンドの迫力、最高すぎて毎朝通いたいレベル😂
眼鏡とツインテの威圧感が完璧な男前メイド…もう完全にハマったわ！
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