Stupid Shit Eni Aluko Says

Eni Aluko last night claimed Harry Kane shouldn't have taken the second penalty "because he'd scored the first". That was a weird take. Nobody in the world I'd have rather had stepping up to take that than Kane.

"Serbia are an excellent team" - Eni Aluko on (Switzerland) facing Portugal

"In 4th place, I would have Greaves, scored so many goals and a hat trick in a World Cup final" - Eni on Jimmy Greaves (who infamously didn't play in the final and also isn't Geoff Hurst)

"Torres hasn't been prolific" - Eni on Ferran Torres not scoring enough even though he's Spain's joint top scorer in the WC

"Lukaku's missed Clean-cut chances"

"100 goals, 100 assists in 200 games for Ajax" - Eni Aluko on Dusan Tadic's time at Ajax

"Can Wales really afford to play both Bale and Ramsey against England"

Eni Aluko on Lewandowski @ the World Cup - “he’s seriously underachieved”, then she is asked, “why is that?” Answer: “I dont know” What amazing analysis from this pundit. So shit 😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️ #POL #ITVFootball

Eni aluko " can saudi Arabia do it here infront of the home fans " - in Qatar 😱

Eni Aluko on Lewandowski - “he’s scored a lot goals already this season for Barcelona. A lot of people doubted whether he could do that outside the Bundesliga” sorry, what? 😂🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Literally nobody doubted that mate

"Hackpo scored in the last 10 mins last game" - Eni on Netherlands attacker Cody "Hackpo"

"There are still states in the US where gay marriage is illegal"

Eni Aluko suggesting Wales could rest Gareth Bale for the Iran game is the worst thing to happen at this tournament

Eni Aluko, ‘if you are having a scan Gary, you are in pain aren’t you?!’ Fuck me….. #ThreeLions

"Pedri's played over 100 games for Barcelona"

"Since 2010 Spain have underachieved" - Eni Aluko forgetting that Euro 2012 existed

"But that would have been a great statement. Do it for the first game and take your yellow card. What a message that would have been from Harry Kane or the captains of Whale." - Eni Aluko on players not wearing the OneLove armband

"They don't know what they don't know" - Eni Aluko on the level of experience of the USA MNT at the World Cup