EnigmatiQ Shinigami

No saves in 120 minutes for PSG's Matvey Safonov, but it did not matter in the end! 🧤

When Pep Guardiola couldn't believe Cristiano Ronaldo had reached 900+ goals 😂

Time for some uncomfortable conversations

Nothing is more beautiful that dedicated hatewatching. No emotional investment, whatsoever. Just pure unflinching hatred When they win, you look away & tweet about other stuff. When they lose, bring out the pitchforks. As the fans are crying, you're mixing more ingredients.

Noni Madueke pulled Mendes down but Arsenal fans wanted a penalty ... Delusional 😂 That ref should be promoted, he can't be more right 👍. These were part of the reason why Arsenal won the PL because PGMOL & VAR would've awarded it. Funny enough when it's against Arsenal, they won't award it ... We saw when it happened to Westham, they got relegated.

Nicholas Cage e amigos convenceram Marvel Sony Amazon a fazer um filme noir de detetive anos 40 com oito horas de duração e está magnífico.

@UTDTrey Ohayou

Good morning to everyone whose seen their club win the Champions League or the Europa League or the conference league or the super cup or the Club World Cup

🚨Paul Scholes on Arsenal : "They're parking 11 men back 90 minutes through their biggest game in the last 20 years. It's pathetic. That's not how to win a Champions League Title. "It's funny. There was only one football team on that pitch."

Subbed off Dembélé right before the 90th minute. Subbed Kvaratskhelia. Subbed Vitinha and Fabián Ruiz too, despite them being among the main penalty takers. And did you see a single negative reaction from any of them? No complaints, no ego, no frustration. Just trust in the manager and commitment to the team. That is exactly what Luis Enrique has built at PSG - a real team before individuals. A dressing room fully connected to the manager and the system 🤝 Back-to-back Champions Leagues don’t happen by luck. Massive respect to Enrique and PSG, fully deserved. There’s genuinely a lot for every club in Europe to admire from this project. 👏🏆

Three weeks ago, my 23-year-old neighbor was kidnapped on her way to Kontagora in Niger State. While in captivity, the bandits repeatedly raped her taking turns sleeping with her night after night. Still, they kept bargaining with her father over the phone, demanding ransom even as they violated her. Her father fought with everything he had. He hustled day and night, borrowed from everyone, took loans, sold whatever he could determined to bring his daughter home. When he finally gathered the full amount, he called the bandits and begged them, ‘Please, give the phone to my daughter. Let me speak to her. I want her to know I’m coming for her.’ They gave her the phone. In a broken, traumatized voice, she told her father: ‘Dad, do not suffer yourself looking for the money. They have been sleeping with me. I’m traumatized. I can’t forgive myself. Even if I’m released, I’ll kill myself. Don’t bother paying the ransom.’ Those were the last words she ever spoke to him. While her father was still holding the phone, he heard the gunshot. He heard his daughter being killed. Moments later, the bandits sent pictures of her remains to him, a final act of cruelty. A 23-year-old girl. My neighbor. Someone’s daughter, someone’s sister, someone’s friend gone in the most horrific way possible. This is not just one story. This is the nightmare too many families are living in Niger State and across Nigeria. Young women snatched on the roads, violated, used as bargaining chips, and discarded like nothing. Living in Nigeria has become truly scary. You wake up, you step out, and you don’t know if you or your loved ones will return home. The fear is constant. The pain is constant. And too often, justice never comes. Rest in peace to my neighbor.

We traveled with one Trophy and came back with two. 🏆 🏆

Nicolas Cage’s abs in Ghost Rider were completely real, but after audiences assumed they were CGI anyway, he said he’d never push himself through that level of training again.

Nicolas Cage, Johnny Depp’i oyunculuğa nasıl yönlendirdiğini anlattı: 🔹 “O dönem aynı kızla çıkıyorduk.” 🔹 “Johnny Los Angeles’a beni sevmemeye hazır gelmişti.” 🔹 “Aslında gitaristti.” 🔹 “Ben onu hemen sevdim.” 🔹 “O da ‘Nic’i sevmemek elde değil’ dedi.” 🔹 “Sonra çok iyi arkadaş olduk.” 🔹 “Bir ara maddi olarak çok zorlanıyordu.” 🔹 “Sanırım kalem satıyordu.” 🔹 “Bir süre benim evimde kaldı.” 🔹 “Ona oyunculuğu denemesini önerdim.” 🔹 “Onu menajerimle tanıştırmak istedim.” 🔹 “‘Ben oyunculuk yapamam’ dedi.” 🔹 “Ben de ‘Yaparsın, denemelisin’ dedim.” 🔹 “Gitti, menajerimle tanıştı ve sonrası tarih oldu.”

Christian Bale turned down TERMINATOR SALVATION (2009) 3 times. Then a friend told him, “There’s no way you can pull off that role.” Bale replied: “Oh, really? All right. Well, watch this then.” He broke his hand punching a T-600 prop during filming.

🚨Only 8 clubs have won the Champions League unbeaten. The ONLY club to do it twice? Manchester United. 🏆🏆 Meanwhile, Arsenal became the first team in history to reach the final unbeaten TWICE and still lose the trophy. 🥈🥈 There are LEVELS to this game. 😭🔴

This is from 12 years ago. But tell me again how the universe was created on October 7th 2023

In brief, here's what happened: 1. Robert Heinlein wrote STARSHIP TROOPERS to showcase martial virtues like honor, self-sacrifice and heroism. 2. Paul Verhoeven, a member of the Arts 'n Crafts wing of the European Left, was displeased by this and wanted to piss all over Heinlein's message. 3. Paul is a gifted filmmaker but an inept propagandist. He dropped the ball so badly in Troopers that he wound up celebrating what he set out to mock. 4. The Bugs are bad. The Federation is good. Rico and his friends are good. Even dressing Carl up like an SS officer didn’t make HIM less good. 5. It’s one of the most remarkable backfires in propaganda history and I do a happy dance every time I think of the little Dutch boy grinding his teeth over people loving what he wanted them to hate.

🚨🚨| THROWBACK: This Chelsea tweet from 2015: “Mourinho says he doesn’t keep runner-up medals so he threw it to an Arsenal supporter.”

Ladies, find someone who loves you the way Safanov loves his wife.

@Chi_Chinonyerem Wasn't actually the finale.. just the interlude to the bigger finish

It was good the finale was worth it.