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🚀 Captain James T Kirk
✨ Captain of the USS Enterprise
🚀 Married to @RadiantMedic
✨ First Officer: @LogicOfSpock
🚀 Written by #BoneHead
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Capt James T Kirk. (Parody)
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Capt James T Kirk. (Parody)
@EnticingCapt
Captain of the USS Enterprise. Taken by @RadiantMedic. @StarfleetHub #BoneHead (Star Trek RP/AU/MC 21 +)
Katılım Nisan 2019
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@SpunkyLilArrow I can't make promises Kate Bishop. I am an assassin. [Watches you glaring as I keep eating some macaroni.]
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The man I do not care. But the woman please.... That's my mother she is all I have!
[Gazes over at the Widow with tears in my eyes building up. My brows furrowed.]
Capt James T Kirk. (Parody)@EnticingCapt
@SpunkyLilArrow @FastHeroics Fine I won't hurt him for now Kate Bishop. [Gets out my phone to show you a picture of who hired me.] But this is who hired me.
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@SpunkyLilArrow Don't be silly Kate Bishop. I'm your best friend.
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I will take the door as long as you don't hurt my mother please!
One question who are you?
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@SpunkyLilArrow It is the only door Kate Bishop.
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@SpunkyLilArrow It is the only door Kate Bishop.
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I come from different universe. In my universe I was successful in eliminating Clint Barton. This universe has version of me married to Clint Barton. Weird but at least my sister is a alive in this one and married to Captain America. Kate Bishop @SpunkyLilArrow is best friend.
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@SpunkyLilArrow @FastHeroics Fine I won't hurt him for now Kate Bishop. [Gets out my phone to show you a picture of who hired me.] But this is who hired me.
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@AlluringVdova @FastHeroics Fine........But, as long as nobody hurts Clint.
He's like a father I use to have...
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@SpunkyLilArrow That is not an option Kate Bishop. You take the option where I am roommate. That is best option Kate Bishop.
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Um, I will take door number four, Drew.
Instead the envelope of crazy.
Capt James T Kirk. (Parody)@EnticingCapt
@SpunkyLilArrow I could stalk you or I could eliminate you Kate Bishop. Which do you prefer Kate Bishop.
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@SpunkyLilArrow I could stalk you or I could eliminate you Kate Bishop. Which do you prefer Kate Bishop.
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I know and now I got a crazed widow stalker... Thank you, Santa!
Capt James T Kirk. (Parody)@EnticingCapt
@SpunkyLilArrow There is that one crazy aunt you have Kate Bishop.
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@SpunkyLilArrow @FastHeroics [Laughs hard at the thought.] You kill me? You're very funny Kate Bishop. Very funny. I'm not here to eliminate you Kate Bishop. Rather to recruit you. I know who hired me and you're going to help me take them down.
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@AlluringVdova @FastHeroics But, why? Are you threatening me? Cause the way I see it. I could of released that arrow you were at dead aim. But, I lowered my bow. Yes, I know boxed mac and cheese is good. [Shakes my head picking up the fork. Pokes around at the food.]
So why are you after me?
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@SpunkyLilArrow There is that one crazy aunt you have Kate Bishop.
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@SpunkyLilArrow @FastHeroics I know everything about you Kate Bishop. Your highschool grades, your first love, your first kiss. Every little secret Kate Bishop. [Laughs some while eating some macaroni.] Now eat eat, Kate Bishop.
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@AlluringVdova @FastHeroics Why do you keep saying my full name I feel like my mother is here and angry. Is it so I will know you know my full name? Miss crazy widow lady.
[Raises a brow slightly afraid but still full of sarcasm. I figure if I am going to die might as well get some fun before hand.]
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@SpunkyLilArrow @FastHeroics Yes yes. It's how all Widows laugh Kate Bishop.
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@AlluringVdova @FastHeroics That's specifically how a trained assassin laughs hm.
[Tries mimicking your laughs.]
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@SpunkyLilArrow @FastHeroics If he did he wouldn't like it Kate Bishop. Now eat this macaroni. I made some Kate Bishop.
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@AlluringVdova @FastHeroics Does Clint know you're over here?
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@SpunkyLilArrow @FastHeroics No no certainly not Kate Bishop. [Pauses for moment then laughs.]
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@AlluringVdova @FastHeroics Are you spying on me creepy Widow lady?
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@SpunkyLilArrow Nonsense Kate Bishop. I know you live with @FastHeroics. He's a speedy one.
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@AlluringVdova Well it's only me that lives here... So one fork. One person.
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