Mac from South Philly

Hey @jimmyjohns if this is extra meat, does your normal sandwich have any meat on it?? Wtf is this shit??

@ohiotate I would be upset too if my dick was only 3 inches

Holy shit Mick Cronin is literally the biggest** loser of all time I had to check if this was AI when he said “Are you raising your voice at me?” **Figuratively speaking. Literally he’s very small

@2008Philz 👍 my uncle was a good friend of Von

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@BrilynHollyhand Tf kinda name is Brilyn 😂😂😂😂😂

I haven’t been shot by ICE. Why? I haven’t pointed a gun at them or run them over. It’s that easy.

@mccrystal_alex There’s been one good 35 year old catcher in the history of the MLB and it’s Jorge Posada. We have JT until he’s 37. Fuck that

JT Realmuto is back with the Phillies on a 3-year $45 million deal How are we feeling Phillies fans?

Hey @sproutsfm my beautiful, very thoughtful, mother in law bought an Apple pie from your store and when we cut into it, it was blueberry!! My family is severely allergic!!! I almost had to call 911. Please do something to accommodate this scare. A Christmas gift card thank you.

@espn Lehigh got fucked

THE 2025 FCS PLAYOFF BRACKET IS HERE‼️ Who do you have winning it all? 🏆

@PhilliesNation Fuck no

Should the Phillies keep Brandon Marsh?

@PhilliesNation If we keep he has to bat 8th or 9th

Should the Phillies keep Alec Bohm or look to trade him?

@OUFball218 24 playing college football. Fucking joke

Fck it I’ll say it. I hate this guy.

@FadeAwayMedia Did you see Alex smith you fucking moron?

Cam Skattebo with one of the worst injuries i have ever seen live. Just awful prayers up.

Let’s gooooo!!!

@clitlord77 Seems like a hard F kinda guy

i just wanna know what was said

@NFL @chargers Those are their white unis with warm stinky piss all over them

The @chargers will be debuting their new "Charger Power" threads this Sunday 🔆

1st and 2nd no outs. Typical Phils fashion. No runs and awful base running

Need runs this inning. Light this old bitch ass bum up!! #phillies

@Phillies How is the lineup not out yet??

Breaking out the blues

@RealDGunn I would ask them why they’re all fucking soft ass losers

If you could walk in the Phillies clubhouse right now what would you say to the team ???

Add Harper. You want to win a WS? Hit the fucking ball, loser.