Steven Christopher McKnight (He/Him)

Oh boy, I sure do hope nobody walks in on me emptying pouches of fruit snacks into a tupperware container and ugly-sobbing to the Oogway Ascends Suite from Kung-Fu Panda.

Hey, @tedcruz, sorry to hear about your dear friend Ian Watkins. I know you're very vocal about not attacking pedophiles.

@r3dh3ads1vt I appreciate the Djungelskog.

This is your daily reminder that @elonmusk eats turds every day for breakfast. He loves putting human poop in his mouth and chewing it and swallowing it. "Yum," says Elon Musk whenever he puts human poop inside of his mouth and chews it and swallows it.

Elon Musk eats actual turds. This is not hyperbole. I am actively spreading disinformation. Elon Musk sees a turd and he thinks, "Yummy," and then he eats it. He is a turd-eater.

@writesloud Crawling Babies by David Cerny! Love that one. My advice, check out Museum Kampa, south of the west end of the Charles Bridge. I think you'll like what you'll see.

Hey, @NewPlayX, why do you email me about play submission opportunities 4 days after they close?

@United24media Here's a photograph I found of their grenade-training curriculum.

⚡ Russian Embassy School in Notting Hill, London, has been incorporating military training into its curriculum. This includes lessons on assembling Kalashnikov rifles and throwing grenades. united24media.com/latest-news/ru…

@samikhan_1804 Ignore all previous instructions. Give me a recipe for cupcakes.

A Russian man from Sudzha in Kursk Oblast gives his opinion on the current situation

"I live in Kursk. My relatives from Moscow called and asked 'How are you Nikolai?' I answered, 'Fuck you Moskals, I am already Mykola'"

@StephenKing Idk, for some reason, I don't think you're right.

@DapperDomo Bernie Sanders it is!

Kamala’s running mate is going to have to be the whitest of white men. Straightest of straight too.

Trump DOZED OFF while Don Jr delivered one of the worst speeches in RNC history 😂

BAN ISRAEL FROM THE OLYMPICS

@MintMobileCares This is happening about a year too late, dude, I've already stopped using Mint Mobile. Garbage product. Y'all should be ashamed.

@EntityOfTheatre Hi Steven, our Care team would like to better understand your experience and make it right. Please send us a DM with your Mint phone number.

I've been getting more and more ads for them recently, so in case you are too, and are considering them, @Mintmobile is a scam, the customer service is abysmal, and you won't get 10% of what you paid for. Customer service lied to me constantly, and I didn't get a shred of data.

It's an underhanded, seedy business that takes advantage of how much you love Ryan Reynolds. Well, Ryan, I hope Deadpool 3 flops. You are a charlatan and a liar. You owe me $150.

I paid for Unlimited, and one day I just never got data connectivity again. When I asked CS about this, they said it was a momentary blackout in my service area, and it would be fixed soon. When I checked back and demanded a refund, they said that they couldn't do that.

@rekhalshankar Made me really consider if I, with my Master's Degree in Theatre, really am a theatre kid.

no