MAY 5 🇺🇸🇳🇬

@Tonyjay @MillerOsakpolor Mushin too

@MillerOsakpolor Even onipanu / palm groove bus is there

I know Lagos I know Lagos, where is this located 🤔

@adaezennaji_ 5th here too

I’m so jealous of all of you that get to do 30 on the 30th, 25 on the 25th etc. My date is 5th and when I was 5 years old, all I wanted to do was drink ribena and eat biscuit 😭 Happy birthday Jemima, you look gorgeous 💕

@ARCHLEGION89 @ArcSadam Very foolish guy farming with random people's picture with fake story

@ArcSadam Can you guys just stop this rubbish already! This is not the best way to make money you know. Get a life for yourself

Her name is Joy. She graduated from Ahmadu Bello University, and after completing her NYSC, she is now seriously ill in her village. Even her grandmother, who was taking care of her, has now gone blind. 😭💔 Please, if you come across this, show some compassion and support. Even a kind word or small gesture can make a difference. 🙏

@CalebJacksonn What planet is this?

Guys rate my baking skills na my first time I try?😭😭 kept poking the middle to check if it was ready…

@femooGEVE @Adasu_d_gr8 If you're using Huawei, you can block any number starting with 020

@Adasu_d_gr8 You mean in can also sue them for this? My girlfriend think I'm cheating on her. Anytime I refuse to pick their call

A guy just sued Okash Loan Company. That he was frequently receiving calls from them to take their loan. That he was lured and coerced into receiving the loan. And after being "sweet talked" into collecting the loan against his will, they are now embarrassing him with phone calls and threatening his life with inflating interest rate. Case still de court.

@UcheSunny3 @ArcSadam Exactly the tweet I was looking for.....this twitter blue ticks are just bunch hungry mfs

@ArcSadam So it has gotten to that stage you people now go out, look for a random person, take pictures and come online and cook baseless stories with blatant lies for clout? No worries I've shared this story and picture with the lady in the picture. One of you would be made an example

Things Dey Happen for this life O. This Morning ,A Lady in the Picture Walk In to Computer village,here in Ikeja with A lot Of Cash in her hands, All of a sudden ,she use that Cash to rub her Head and Immediately,She drop the Cash on the ground and Left ,but the onlookers Saw this incident and try to deliver Jungle Justice on her but we Finally Caution them against Such you know i will never support that, again that she should be allowed to leave so far she has pick the money she drop by herself. But to people's surprise,this lady hold 2 expensive Mobile phones,but when trying to interrogate her ,she remain calm without uttering a word . It is only God that know her Motives .

@nimibillions She's unserious. Very unserious. One motivation to gym is eliminating the thought of wanting comfort in everything

no be even lifestyle, na financial mistake she dey make.

@i_am_leycoln @cityking0001 @Bigwavee00 🌚

@cityking0001 @Bigwavee00 I remember one guy like that wey this kind thing happen to for my popsy shop, he drank half of big eva bottle thinking he was drinking water...... Omo na so this boy turn dragon oooo, if he open mouth like this to talk na smoke go first come out before words follow 😂

One time my mama send me go buy kerosene for stove… but na later evening I suppose go. Afternoon reach, I go play football. Omo one guy just use ball scatter 3 glasses for person window 💔😂 Everybody come dey contribute money so the matter no go reach parents… I no get choice, I join. Now I don short of money… instead of full bottle of kerosene, I buy half 😭 My small brain come say “no wahala, top am up with petrol” 🤦‍♂️ Guyyyyyy… The moment mama light the stove 🔥🔥 EVERYWHERE BURST INTO FIRE 😭😭 Thank God my dad act fast and quench am. He even smell petrol but no proof. Till today… nobody knows say na me cause am 🤐 And I still dey thank God say e no pass like that. Childhood no be beans😭😭

@ugwox1 @yabaleftonline It puts you in a cycle...if you're not making serious plans, you'll get stucked

@yabaleftonline Leaving by 4am and returning by 8pm, God forbid I actually worked similarly for the last 7yrs since after nysc, more like 8am- 6pm, in the last year of the work I got fuckin depressed, I didn't know what I was doing with my life, always at work, always broke, always thinking

A day in the life of a corporate lady living in Ikorodu and working on the Island.

@ApotieriO @yabaleftonline When you the billboard 90 times, your eye go clear

@yabaleftonline The only thing I LOVE and HATE about staying in Lagos is the commute. Kills me to get out of bed and the house but boy do I love being driven and listening to music and seeing the world, the billboards and the water. It's so weird😂

@Justme212891498 @Ever_Vee2 @IyelolaIge Exactly...could even be their biggest break

@Eny_FX @Ever_Vee2 @IyelolaIge Just test the System and hear what the law says about the matter and if you win, it becomes a reference point to others if you lose, you walk away. You have gained experience.

I bought sand from Chinese men and signed a receipt written in Chinese. I was running a construction project and needed sharp sand urgently. Went to the dredging site. Sand being pumped straight from the river in large quantities. I asked who owned the operation. Chinese men bought the land. The river included. Our river. Our sand. Their business. I asked for the price. We agreed. Then they handed me a receipt. Written entirely in Chinese. I said I cannot sign what I cannot read. They said drop the sand and collect your refund. I needed that sand badly. I signed. They released the sand. I sat in my car thinking about this country.

@__Faves @Alex_Houseof308 My head first confuse

And three shall become four!

@Ekeneojiugo5 @Esmart_26 More reason to deal with them

@Esmart_26 Africans and negative mind is 5&6 Do you know if they are siblings??

As a receptionist, will you give them room?¿

@esther_stan @Timmysofine @Roselinechuku Impossicant

@Timmysofine @Roselinechuku This is for Nigerians too?

I remember the story about that woman who rented an apartment in Europe and hosted her friend Mike. There was no extra bed, so he slept on the floor. In the middle of the night, Mike woke her up, saying, "Hey, let's go for a walk, come outside with me for a smoke." She found his tone strange. Then he said IT HAS TO BE NOW. Made her grab her documents too. As they walked out he whispered: "WE'RE GOING TO THE POLICE RIGHT NOW." She was confused. and didn't understand anything. Then he told her he saw a man crawling out from under the bed. When the man noticed someone sleeping on the floor, he got scared and went back in. Mike said nothing, just got her out😳 They later found out that other people had been living inside that apartment the whole time. Attics, crawl spaces, inside walls, and under the floor. There's also an official term for this - PHROGGING, someone living hidden inside your home without you knowing. There are documented cases worldwide. Every time you remember this story, just check under your bed 😭 Did you know about this? 👀

@hycent110 @Grace16110849 This Tuesday morning sounds familiar boss 👀

@Grace16110849 Funny. You think life is by doing hard work. People stay at home and earn 2 million every Tuesday morning. Dey play

I hate a jobless man What do you mean when I ask you how your day went you tell me nothing really you were home all day, from Monday to Saturday

@Grace16110849 @Ghostmode309 Nothing really happened...should I make up gist?

@Ghostmode309 If you say so but I know that is not what I typed

@HaroonBello @ArcSadam What state is this ?

@ArcSadam Can you believe this? Bandits went to my village and told our people that the village has been sold to them. They said everybody should pack and leave, and if they see anyone there before they come back, there will be consequences. And we call this a country? Imagine!🤧

“They k!dn@pp£d my pikin for Ore road yesterday. They called and told me to bring ₦50 million. I don’t have ₦50 million. I’m pleading with them to collect ₦10 million but they said no. I be widow oo, Christiana no get papa. Please, I need help, I don’t know who to run to. They kidnapped her yesterday on her way to Lagos from Benin. Na school Christiana dey go oo. Please, I need help...” - Distr@ught mother cries out for help after daughter was allegedly abd&ct£d along Benin–Lagos expressway.

@Justme212891498 @Ever_Vee2 @IyelolaIge For real.....in a country like US, new graduates hustle for cases like this for a start

@Ever_Vee2 @IyelolaIge Are these not the type of issues OUR HUMAN RIGHTS lawyers are supposed to take pro Bono and make sure there are enshrined in the constitution and also fight for compensation for victims. We're busy doing content on Social Media.

@CalebJacksonn @thatforexguy3 Kai This is not alte.

@thatforexguy3 Alte madness😂😂

is this really fashion ?? 🤔

@BeeJay94500439 @5starbarber_1 @Kinglamarr___ Wetin be this 😂.....baba be like "Shay this blessing no too much" 😭🤣🤣

@5starbarber_1 @Kinglamarr___ when he See's the muscle Camry he has 5star:

Good evening biggest @Kinglamarr___ Abeg if you get any pencil camry wey you no use again for your garage, abeg bless your boy. This bicycle don expose me too much for campus🙂‍↔️🙏