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@Ephemerides20

18+ NSFW. Former twink, then twunk, then chub, now trying to be a jockiatric. Definitely do not take myself seriously. Here for the bants.

Northern Ireland Katılım Aralık 2018
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Ephemerides@Ephemerides20·
@ThomasHafey 🤣🤣🤣 See? Mrs. Slocombe was always flaunting her pussy any day of the week.
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Ephemerides@Ephemerides20·
I'm not at all sorry, Your Honour. It was #TodgerTuesday. I think you'll find the law states that I'm supposed to get it out and waggle it.
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Ephemerides@Ephemerides20·
I need some sort of target to aim for to get to the end of the week on a #HumpDay
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Dylan Coxx@Dylan_Coxx_·
@Ephemerides20 Objection sustained! I think I need to see the statute book for #TodgerTuesday laws 🗞️. but until then, waggle it all you want. 😅
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Ephemerides@Ephemerides20·
@jom81612 Not so much side-to-side, but forward and back on the other hand... 😈😈😈😈
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Jom@jom81612·
@Ephemerides20 And if it isn't we should make it a law 🤤🤤😍😍 mmmhh wonder how much Junior would wagger when inside my mouth 🤔🤔🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵😈😈😈
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Ephemerides@Ephemerides20·
I need help recreating this, but with something other than soap 😈😈🍆💦💦💦
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Ephemerides@Ephemerides20·
@jom81612 After seeing that I need to sit down. 😈🍆🍑 Ooops! Sorry. I need to sit down again. 🥵🥵
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Jom@jom81612·
After shower Buddy time 😈🍆 want to join me? 😜🔥
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Ephemerides@Ephemerides20·
Just rinsing off. I'll be done in a minute. Hop in. #scs
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Jom@jom81612·
@Ephemerides20 Fuck yeah! Now let me do it and we check if rhe "stress" release is somewhat equivalent to that of the previous wank, I mean assay 😜😜🔥🔥🥵🥵😈😈😈🍆💦💦💦
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Dylan Coxx@Dylan_Coxx_·
@Ephemerides20 My secret's a hot cuppa and a dirty mind 😈... but I think I'd scrub up nicely with you. You in? 😉
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Ephemerides@Ephemerides20·
@Dylan_Coxx_ I hate cleaning up but somehow I quite look forward to it on a Sunday 😈
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Dylan Coxx@Dylan_Coxx_·
@Ephemerides20 SundayFunday just got a whole lot more interesting 😉. You got a fave way to destress, or you wanna get messy with me?
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Ephemerides@Ephemerides20·
@jom81612 Fuck the queue! Outta my way! 🥵🥵🥵
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Jom@jom81612·
Furry cuddles, anyone? 🤗😚
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Ephemerides@Ephemerides20·
@jom81612 If you get in, I will definitely feel a lot more dirty again 😈😈😈😈
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Jom@jom81612·
@Ephemerides20 Oohh wouldn't be so sure about that my man, if I get in there with you, it's not done at all! 😋😋😈😈🔥🔥 So you and Junior both better get ready 😈😈😈🔥🔥🥵🥵
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