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Experiment Equals Ecstasy 🔞🧪🐲
Commission by Start a Dragon
This is just another experiment, and we have to keep testing to get more data… some… BIG data… inside~
Voice by @SexxyHorse
Every character in the post is a consenting adult!
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Birthday gift princess 🔞👌🍆
Commission by noname
Only a little teasing for the next my dear guard . But do not forget, it's exeptional.
Thank to @SexxyHorse for the voice !
Every character in the post is a consenting adult!
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" Says the one with stiff nipples. "
He spoke as his tail flicks with a bit of sass and soon a little strut in his walk .
" Keep up princess. "
𝐹𝓁𝓊𝓇𝓇𝓎@brattyponprnces
(Snapping out of her trance.) “Ehem, yes let’s we don’t want those balls shrunken in the cold now do we?”
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The guard would let the cloth cover himself once more before chuckling.
" Oh just the lack of clothing I have on . . . "
He would turn and huff .
" Should we be off ? "
He asked as he stands next to an EMPTY room .
𝐹𝓁𝓊𝓇𝓇𝓎@brattyponprnces
(Bitting the bottom of her lip as his massive junk hangs out.) “Hahaha hah, what were we talking about?)
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" oh ? "
The guard pulls the loincloth to the side to show his massive BITS and smiling.
" I don't know if it seems proper. . . Wouldn't ya agree , princess ? "
𝐹𝓁𝓊𝓇𝓇𝓎@brattyponprnces
“Hmmm i kinda like it, i mean all the important bits are covered, sure! Just let me know what you’re looking for i’m sure i can pick out a totally bitchin outfit.”
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He blinks and stares up at the ceiling just for a moment before looking at her .
" I want you to pick out an outfit for me . . . . I normally don't wear anything other than my uniform . . . Which is — "
He looks down at his loincloth that barely covered his testicles.
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𝐹𝓁𝓊𝓇𝓇𝓎@brattyponprnces
“No, but you do get paid to protect my ass though, fine what do you want me to do?”
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Sisyphe🔞🪨🍆😵💫
I guess i should tell him to stop? Nah… I feel like having another round. I can’t waste someone as big and hard as he is!~
Eternally suffering with such an insatiable princess…
Voice by @SexxyHorse
Every character in the post is a consenting adult!
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The guard sighs and rolls his eyes
" fine , but you owe me . I do not get paid for you to use me as a bag carrier. "
𝐹𝓁𝓊𝓇𝓇𝓎@brattyponprnces
“That’s honestly super sweet, but come on i still want new clothes, i even swiped mom and dad’s card.”
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" . . . Flurry , anything you wear is eye candy . And if you are a dumpster, then I'm a trash panda . "
𝐹𝓁𝓊𝓇𝓇𝓎@brattyponprnces
“Not right now, i’m not in anything hot, it’s like watching them get off to an old dumpster.”
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@ClosetedShySlut " . . . Are you not friends with the princess? "
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@EquestriaGuard_ "W-w-well.
I'm just not used to formality..."
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@ClosetedShySlut " . . . Flutter? Oh you wish for me to call you something non formal ? . . "
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