harverd professer

slam dunking da haters on twitter dot com

first i loled and then i serioused

@murmeoh Get Outlook for iOS

i know a guy who use to work at the NSA and he kept putting "Sent from my iPhone" at the bottom of all his top secret emails and eventually they sent people to go knock on his door for questioning

#bootyhadmelike 😂

don’t be like that your honor

wait bro do that again that was Oddly Satisfying

sometimes it feels nice to destroy everything good U have in ur life

Hope yall don’t mind a white boy speaking a lil bit of spanish #tadc #jax

nautilus doodle in between comms

white-throated sparrow been singing in my backyard for nearly 24 hr straight. she not gonna fuck u lil bro 😂

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

@bricques @Liv_Agar Hi Bricks Bricques

@EricAndAmerican @Liv_Agar Hi Eric

Anal sex is abusive

Tomodachi life mii's with only drawn features when they get a divorce

Read a book or draw or something. Get busy living

Many men romanticize dying valiantly because they think itll retroactively give their lives purpose. Bro ur life is not an end to a mean

Guys instead of playing 2k tonight lets sit in a circle and give each other little kisses and giggle

the vagueposting awards