Drunk Eric Northman. #BoneHead

"Beautiful butt." 🍻 Drunk Eric Northman 🍺 Parody/OOCish 🍾 #Radiant #Fatal's goofball hubby 🍷 Written by #BoneHead 🥂 #TrueBlood #Parody 🍸 RT

[Sends a text to @HeroicBarman sayin': "Hey, Sam, I want the night off. How bout jus' givin' @SookieTBFae my shift?" Hits send.]

//Reason why I got PimptressRan as my UN is cause savin' the UN like my spouse asked me to. Say yeah I'm not an rp pimp here. Got a lot of those as it is. Lol

.@SookieTBFae

My sis an' I are faeries. How fuckin' lame." 🍾 New account 🍷 Randi Stackhouse 🍾 Sister of @SookieTBFae 🍷 Fitness model 🍾 Barmaid at @BarOfMerlotte 🍷Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP 🍾 Written by #BoneHead 🍷 #TrueBlood OC 🍾 RT

#OlderTV is better. twitter.com/PixieGoneOOC/s…

#Follow my #TrueBlood accts (cont'd) Merlotte's Bar and Grill @BarOfMerlotte Dead Until Dark Hub @DeadUntilDarkRP RT

#Follow my #TrueBlood accts (cont'd) Dean Winchester @SegerNPies Chris Jericho @JudasNMyMind Selene @FatalDealer Sookie Stackhouse @FaeRadiance Pam de Beaufort @LipstickFangs Jessica Hamby @FangedBarmaid Jason Stackhouse @BoneHeadCop Claudine Crane @FaeMatron RT >>>>>>

#Follow my #TrueBlood accounts Eric Northman @EricVikingGod Bill Compton @AVampireBill @ArchaicCavalier Sam Merlotte @HeroicBarman René Lenier @PsychoticCajon Hoyt Fortenberry @AltruisticNoble Terry Bellefleur @DiligentCook Steve Newlin @LeaderOfTheSun RT >>>>>>>>

So fuckin hungry and TruBlood tastes like shit! I could be feeding right now, but no. My brat of a sister @BrattyFangs took @AltruisticNoble from me.

"Fuckin humans. I'm gonna go find someone to eat." 💥 Flipped account 💥 Jessica Hamby 💥 Progeny of @AVampireBill 💥 Sister of @BrattyFangs 💥 Barmaid at @BarOfMerlotte 💥 Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP 💥 Written by #BoneHead 💥 #TrueBlood 💥 RT

"You know Sarah doesn't whip out her pudding for just anybody." ☀️ Flipped account ☀️ Reverend Steve Newlin ☀️ Head of the Fellowship of the Sun ☀️ Married to @RadiantsPuddin ☀️ Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP ☀️ Written by #BoneHead ☀️ #TrueBlood ☀️ RT

I'm my own faerie godmother. Cause that's how I roll. twitter.com/FaeMatron/stat…

"When a good thing gets destroyed, that's the definition of unfair to me." 🛠 Flipped account 🛠 Hoyt Fortenberry 🛠 Works for the Louisiana DOT road crew 🛠 Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP 🛠 Written by #BoneHead 🛠 #TrueBlood 🛠 RT

"I can barely remember the last time I wasn't in danger. Danger, it's a fact of life for me." 🧚‍♂️ Sookie Stackhouse. 💥 Sister of @RadiantFaePie and @BoneHeadCop. 💘Taken by @HuntsDemons. 🔫 Part of @WaywardSonsRP ✏ Written by #BoneHead 🗡 #TrueBlood #Supernatural 💋 RT

"I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina." 💄 Flipped account 🍷 Pam de Beaufort 💄 Progeny of @FcknVikingGod 🍷 Runs Fangtasia 💄 Best friend of @MetalSexBarbie 🍷 Part of @WaywardSonsRP 💄 Written by #BoneHead 🍷 #TrueBlood #Supernatural 💄 RT

“I have lived a thousand years; I may live a thousand more.” ⚔ Revamped account 🔫 Selene ⚔ Death Dealer 🔫 Taken my love @FcknVikingGod ⚔ Part of @WaywardSonsRP 🔫 Written by #BoneHead ⚔ #Underworld #TrueBlood #Supernatural 🔫 RT

"What have I become, now that I've betrayed Everyone I've ever loved, I pushed them all away And I have been a slave to the Judas in my mind" 🎸Chris Jericho 🎤Singer of Fozzy 🎸Made vampire by my wife @MetalSexBarbie 🎤Part of @WaywardSonsRP 🎸Written by #BoneHead 🎤#SPN #TB RT

"Most of my customers are stupid people." 🍻 Sam Merlotte. 🍺 Owner of @BarOfMerlotte. 🍻 Taken by @SaucyFairyDust. 🍺 Makin' @SookieTBFae work overtime. 🍻 Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP 🍺 Written by #BoneHead 🍻 #TrueBlood 🍺 RT