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@Ckimoo @catturd2 Conquer us. You lot got your arses booted out of Vietnam and Afghanistan by guys in sandals.

Why not conquer them instead and free their people of the globalist nightmare that continues. Europe becoming a Muslim majority population within 10 years is not in our best interest. And these countries are wimpy as hell. Take them over, de-migrate them and free their actual citizens.

- Pull out of NATO. - Close all bases and remove all military personal from the UK, Germany, Spain, and France. - Never protect these countries again. - Stop all trade with these countries. ZERO. - Refuse to share any military technologies and don't allow to them to buy any military equipment. Ever. - Don't share any intelligence with them. NONE. - Tell them they have to provide 100% of weapons and money to Ukraine. - Cut them off completely.

@babybeginner Police suspect Sonny McSweet aka Four Fingers.

Some days you can’t love social media enough. This is one of those days. It began like this. Someone stole 12 tons of KitKats. And then the replies started coming in. Scroll down.

@DigitalVagrant Poor guy has been a target his whole life. Think he's mistaken . He's a weapon.

Treated myself today. Things like this matter to me. Do you like it? Comment below with with Am Yisrael Chai. 🇮🇱

@ianmiles Ya wee fibber.

Iran has taken another massive L as Pakistan delivered to Trump an unexpected gift, with Iran footing the bill. Iran, after all the tough talk about blocking the Strait of Hormuz and staring down the US, quietly let 10 oil tankers sail right through, with most of them flying the Pakistani flag. The Pakistani military even escorted the ships through the contested waters, making sure the valuable cargo got delivered without a hitch. Trump called it straight-up a “present” to the United States: a nice fat shipment of oil handed over as a goodwill gesture in the talks. He mentioned it during a Cabinet meeting, noting the tankers were mostly Pakistani-flagged and saying it showed America was finally “dealing with the right people.”

@heraldscotland Was luck enough to see them at Tolbooth in Stirling last night. Just magnificent. Beautiful,layered and intense. Still in my mind.

‘F*****g hell!’ Cottiers crowd are left stunned at emotional concert 👇

@DEIfailed @cartujakds Why did you post this? Your type is why people lose faith in human nature.

@cartujakds Begging for attention from strangers on the internet with ambiguous, virtue-signalling posts is the ultimate confirmation of being a beta male🙄

For the first time in my life I've lost my faith in humanity. (This is not a Celtic Tweet)

@otokyo__ Bosun.

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.

@Mart_erigi @SamanthaTaghoy You've clearly never been really hungry

There’s a serious food terror happening in the UK — and most people don’t even realize it. I’m not talking about the emotional story between a seller and an elderly lady; I’m talking about what’s really going on behind the counter. We’re witnessing a generation of food that has lost its identity. Dishes drowned in endless toppings, sauces, and gimmicks — not to enhance the flavor, but to cover up the lack of it. It’s not creativity; it’s deception. Real food doesn’t need disguise. It needs balance. It needs honest ingredients layered the right way — not chaos on a plate. Take something as simple as a potato dish. The real flavor comes from (82% fat) butter and a perfect mix of grated mozzarella and cheddar, gently melted into the potatoes. That’s how taste is built — naturally, through harmony. Not by dumping spoonfuls of random, unidentifiable toppings just to make it look exciting for social media. As someone who runs a food business, I say this with confidence: If you respect your ingredients, you respect your customers. I would never serve people this kind of overcomplicated, soulless food. Food should make you feel something real — not just make you full.

When I say I love British culture, this is what I mean. It’s enough to bring tears to your eyes.

@JoeyMannarinoUS Fukn pish. Yours faithfully Europe.

@saras76 Grok says its an assault rifle used by Italian Special Forces. The gray tray is the clue. Made by Dolmio Weapons Division it fires pizza.

The Vatican is under serious protection ahead of Pope Frances' funeral tomorrow. Not sure what weapon that Italian trooper is holding, but I want one!

@EveofAI @guelphgirlchris How did you text this . Crayons don't work on a phone.

@guelphgirlchris @angel_leigh He's more coherent than the protesters who can't explain what they're protesting about, except MSNBC and CNN told them orange man is bad.

Trump’s answer to the reporter’s question about the massive protests is rambling, incoherent nonsense. This is verbatim. 🫤

@TamseIIicsonIII Let's be honest wi yez. That's the worsest performance I've saw since I took the rains. Hibs were more betterer. Oor fans deserve morer. Ned Lasso

@ClydeSSB Hibs skooshed it. Bottle issues for Sevco. Water shock.

⚽ FT: Rangers 0-2 Hibernian A fifth consecutive Ibrox defeat for Rangers after goals from Dylan Levitt and Martin Boyle!

@eyuplovely Leonard Cojone

This song was number 1 on the UK singles chart for 83 weeks

@atrupar Stupid Yank. Wind yer necks in. The rest of the world is laughing at you arrogant gunfreaks

Rep. Wesley Hunt: "The people of Greenland will get to decide whether or not they want to be part of the US. Let me ask a few simple question: Do you want to be a part of the greatest country of the world, or do you want to be a part of the failed leadership from Denmark?"

@FLOKEYLOCK @rglucks1 You come over as a bonehead. Oh sorry Yank.

@rglucks1 Awe, you poor victim! Here have some Safe Space {🗝️🧷🦺} Hit like to give this little fella a head pat, make him feel safe!

Dear Americans, Since the White House press secretary is attacking me today, I wanted to tell you this ⤵️

@tedcruz You appalling toady. No pride,dignity or self respect. An utter sook.

This may be the coolest thing I’ve ever seen….

@RangersFC 1st Battalion The Royal Monster munch.

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@FTM1042 @RangersFC Sacked umpteen managers. Continually demand the Captain be sacked. Clear out all players. Sack the board. Maybe the toxic fans are the issue? Perhaps not "the peepul"

Full-Time: Rangers 1-2 Motherwell

@rustyrockets You back the ignorant thug. Shut up and sit down.

TRUMP: "DON'T TELL US WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEEL." Holy sh*t. This is insane.