Eric Stevens

How big is my butt please

@ericalynnhickey Back on Twitter just to complain that he ran some of my photos without credit, and when I complained, said he had no way to know where they came from, then added credit to a different person.

@mattcorkum So not “now available,” but allegedly coming next month with 16.3. I’m pretty confident I won’t need my air conditioner yet.

@EricStevensINO I HAD NO IDEA. Amazing. I have two mini’s. I’m not home right now though - did you have to do an update?

New HomePod has a temperature sensor built in and can recognize sounds like smoke alarms to alert you on your phone. I’m still not sure why they outright stopped selling v1. But v2 looks like a good upgrade.

Temporarily breaking my Twitter absence to say that this week’s @BobsBurgersFOX is a television masterpiece. Please give me your phone number so I don’t have to come back here, @lorenbouchard

In 2004, desperate for free music to fill my new iPod, I found three songs by a band called Crashing Blue. I still listen to them. A decade later I found band member @mattcorkum and now I know a weird amount about traffic in Halifax. Thanks, Twitter.

@rochplanner It takes a long time to put labels and stamps on anonymous, illegal postcards.

FYC: Chew on This: Great Chip Taste Test One Emmy, please. youtube.com/watch?v=32IBgH…

Nothing says election night like bourbon from a paper hotel cup.

@fictionfree Yeah, if you need an instruction manual on how to sign up, I don’t see any service taking off.

@angelojasa I had to make my own.

Be nice to your favorite political person tomorrow. We’ve entered the period where we come up with great ideas that can’t be executed anymore.

@News_8 The printing part makes these not electronic ballots.

Not necessarily a Phillies fan, but the manager who decided to lay me and almost 500 other people off in May 2020 is an Astros fan, so…

If we all leave Twitter, where will I complain that UPS told me my signature-required package would be delivered between 12:45 and 4:45, then changed it to “by 7:00,” and apparently didn’t even put it on a truck today? My mom stopped answering my calls.

@billkuchman My favorite DC movie is “Batman v Nobody”

The entire ad campaign for the last Fantastic Beasts film was basically “Hey, you all remember Harry Potter, right? RIGHT? Look, we have Dumbledore and he’s hot now!”

Fantastic Beasts films have been erased, I guess.

Maybe Twitter is bad now, but Facebook just sent me a notification two days late.

@bibbymoynihan’s Drunk Uncle remains an all-time best SNL (or at least Weekend Update) character, next to Gilda’s Emily Litella and Roseanne Roseannadanna.

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I suspect the new snickerdoodle Oreos are just the carrot cake version with sprinkles in the filling.

Treat every tweet like it’s your last.