Eric Weinhardt

I have a simple rule in life: If I don't understand something, it must be bad. - #Linus Torvalds

#Beware of programmers who carry screw drivers. -Leonard Brandwein #instantfollowback

#Music is the pleasure the human soul experiences from counting without being aware that it is counting. -Leibnitz

This #fortune soaks up 47 times its own weight in excess memory.

To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question .. or is it?

#Paul's Law: In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save. #TeamAutoFollow

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

It's anl bart's fault!

Boling's postulate: If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

#Sweater, n.: A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly. #ff

#Romeo wasn't bilked in a day. -Walt Kelly, "Ten Ever-Lovin' Blue-Eyed Years With Pogo"

#Parkinson's #Fifth Law: If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good bureaucracy, public or private, will find it. #FF

(It is an old #Debian tradition to leave at least twice a year ..) -Sven Rudolph #friendly

Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images. -Jean Cocteau #iFollowback #instantly

If #God had intended Men to #Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads. #InstantFollowBack

?warning: write might change good version of `#sendmail'

#No, I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!

The attempt to fully simplify an expression will often fail to #nonterminate.

The stubborn man insists on walking right under the whip.

All's well that ends. #InstantFollow