Eric

If high stress releases cortisol which makes your body retain fat and eating ice cream helps relieve stress which thereby lowers cortisol then doesn’t it follow logically that you’ll lose weight if you eat ice cream?

Just used snow to clean off a barbecue sauce stain on my jeans, if you wanna know how my life is going.

Movies gonna suck.

Has anyone ever in the history of existence ever put the lemon in the Diet Coke

Cormac McCarthy in El Paso, c.1980

People will post “WOW CONSPIRACY THEORISTS VINDICATED” and it’s a Twitter account called “UnrealtyNews🪬” being like “Government Admits to Human Embryonic Cells Found Inside Panda Express Orange Chicken”

My name Jeff

@ogafroman 👑

My proooofs on the internet youtube.com/watch?v=HM8Ee6…

My favorite times of day are the early morning and right before bed. Everything that occurs in between can go fuck itself.

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Almost dropped my phone in a toilet full of piss but it missed god is great

Crazy they're going Man-Spider/The Other storyline when the follow-up to this will be Secret Wars where I imagine they'd introduce the black suit symbiote storyline also i'm almost 40 years old.

I owe $4500 in state taxes this year.

The people giving up on Bigfoot were never true believers in the first place.

I’ll eat two English muffins man. Don’t fuckin test me. I’ll eat 3

The overexamined life can also suck, tbt.

me

@TravisLFarmer same.

sinners mid in a way like

ah yes "covid or allergies" my favorite time of year

I feel like the average viewer of the Oscars goes to the movies once every two years, which makes the whole affair confusing to me.