Eric Elfman

Wow, who’d’a thunk? Now that Trump is President, egg prices have hit an all time high.

@saras76 @StephenKing Dear, dear, Sara, Trump lied to you. Again. Kamala never called Trump Hitler. In fact, the only politician who ever called him Hitler was…wait for it…J.D. Vance!

On the upside, it’s nice that Marjorie Taylor Greene finally agrees that she believes in man-made climate change.

When MTG is the voice of reason…

@FoxMasterJewel3 @xSnake3yzx @mail_american @harris_wins That’s hilarious. You know how many times a girl has been sexually assaulted in a bathroom by a trans woman? Sit down. Zero! Your fear is in your mind — see a therapist!

@xSnake3yzx @Eric_Elfman @mail_american @harris_wins Well Biden did also say it was okay for a grown ass man to use the same bathroom as a girl by declaring themselves trans and someone like Jesse Wayne Stark a pedophile can call themselves trans and go into a girls bathroom to teach your 8 year old daughter how to make love it's

BREAKING: In a not stunning moment, Donald Trump, who is 78 years old, is clearly failing to pronounce words and repeatedly is stuttering. This is becoming embarrassing for Trump. Retweet so everyone sees Donald Trump is becoming senile.

@xSnake3yzx @mail_american @harris_wins Again with the trans kids? I’ve never heard anyone talk about sex changes as much as republicans. What’s the deal? You jealous? Oh, that must be it. I see, you wish you had a sex change as a kid. Well, listen buddy, it’s never too late! Good luck with your transition.

@Eric_Elfman @mail_american @harris_wins Ok says the political party that thinks it's ok to allow children to be trans and protected biden for years from telling the truth to the public. Look in the mirror.😆🫵

@mail_american @harris_wins Wow! Thank you so much for clarifying something for me. Trump supporters ARE delusional.

@harris_wins I was THERE. He sounded PERFECT.

Francis Scott Key bridge collapses after "J6 Choir" sings "Star Spangled Banner" -- Coincidence? I think not.

NetGalley has selected our new book, "Shock the Monkey" -- Book 2 in The NY Times best selling trilogy, The N.O.A.H. Files -- as it's Spotlight Book in the Middle Grade category.

@RonaldSander2 @RpsAgainstTrump @gtconway3d I felt exactly that way in 2016, and look what happened.

Conservative lawyer @gtconway3d on Trump: "I think there is a very good chance he’ll spend the rest of his life in jail, and that’s part of the dynamic that is going on here... He knows that. He’s not a strategic thinker, he’s a sociopath, he’s a man with reptilian — I’m not going to say intellect — but he understands that he is cornered. And that’s when people like him with that kind of psychology are the most dangerous. But he understands that and understands that the only way for him to escape the trouble that he’s in is to be elected president.”

@RpsAgainstTrump @gtconway3d I’m not worried about Trump going new voters — the thing that worries me is enough Biden voters staying home, or voting for third party candidates, to give Trump a plurality.

Happy to announce that the book I co-wrote with Neal Shusterman, I AM THE WALRUS (due out in paperback in April, if you haven’t picked up a copy yet!) was included on the 2024 Excellence in Children’s and Young Adult Science Fiction Middle Grade Books List.

My NY Times Bestseller I AM THE WALRUS now available at Amazon.com for 50% off. A hardcover for the price of a paperback! Get it now! “It’s like Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy for kids!” — Amazon review

Looking for a thoughtful gift for a 10-14 year old boy or girl? If they’re a reader with a good sense of humor, might I suggest The NY Times bestseller I AM THE WALRUS, a comic romp by Neal Shusterman and me. Available at Amazon, Barnesandnoble.com, or your local bookstore.

It's well past time to investigate the Comer crime family.

Can’t wait for all the news stories about the Comer crime family.

@CharlesPPierce Ah yes, they hadn't considered what would happen if the people elect idiots.

Watching the debate in the House on the "stopgap" bill that's doomed in the Senate is making me ambivalent concerning the wisdom of the Founders again.

@RepMikeGarcia Har har har! He doesn't even say he's a Republican.

SAVE THE DATE: I'm hosting a town hall on August 29 at 6:30 PM PT in the Antelope Valley. I'll be answering any questions you have on any current issues, from Russia-Ukraine to inflation, and updating you on my work in both CA-27 and Washington, D.C. I hope to see you there!

@MikeSington Oh, you left out one thing: "If you commit a crime". But they can do that anyway.

On his way to Atlanta to turn himself in, Rudy Giuliani has issued a threat: “Now, whether you dislike or like Donald Trump, let me give you a warning. They’re gonna come for you.”

@LittleBrownYR @julieabebooks @ZoomSchwarz @JP_Books @KeirGraff @NealShusterman @tommmoore @SamuelSattin @KatrinaLeno @leverus Honored to be included with these summer blockbusters!

A book is just a movie that plays inside your head, right? So pop some popcorn and curl up with one of these summer blockbusters! bit.ly/3KE06uh @julieabebooks @ZoomSchwarz @JP_Books @KeirGraff @NealShusterman @Eric_Elfman @tommmoore @SamuelSattin @KatrinaLeno @leverus