Eric Shaw

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Eric Shaw

Eric Shaw

@Eric_Shaw

Assistant to the Traveling Secretary for @Misnomer’s fantasy baseball team.

Indianapolis, IN Katılım Mart 2009
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Misnomer
Misnomer@Misnomer·
I’d imagine the script for tonight’s Rousey vs. Carano fight goes something like Carano may punch Rousey in the face, but not hard. Rousey may not punch Carano in the face. Carano agrees to a gentle arm bar submission.
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Eric Shaw@Eric_Shaw·
Not a bad place to watch the Braves game. And every other game.
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Eric Shaw@Eric_Shaw·
ME: Watches a Facebook Reel for 1.8 seconds FACEBOOK ALGORITHM: This is obviously the single most important topic in your entire life and you will be interested in nothing but this until the sun explodes and swallows the Earth.
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Eric Shaw@Eric_Shaw·
@Misnomer Not joking, it will likely lead to the “retirement” of some umps.
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Misnomer
Misnomer@Misnomer·
@Eric_Shaw I mean, it ruined C.B. Bucknor, I’ll grant you that.
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Misnomer
Misnomer@Misnomer·
Alright, a month in, I think I don’t like ABS. I like pitch framing. I like veteran pitchers getting the benefit of the doubt, and rookies having to earn it. ABS is fair. Life ain’t.
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Eric Shaw@Eric_Shaw·
@Misnomer I guess I’m glad I don’t know what that is.
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Misnomer
Misnomer@Misnomer·
Mute keyword Clavicular
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Eric Shaw@Eric_Shaw·
If you want to have a judgement-free double rum and Coke at 7:45am while seated next to an adult woman wearing pajamas in full hair and makeup, you either have to go to Las Vegas or literally any airport.
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Misnomer
Misnomer@Misnomer·
Is there some way to open the spout on a Stanley that doesn’t involve ripping off a fingernail?
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