Eric Shaw

@Misnomer I’d say you nailed it.

I’d imagine the script for tonight’s Rousey vs. Carano fight goes something like Carano may punch Rousey in the face, but not hard. Rousey may not punch Carano in the face. Carano agrees to a gentle arm bar submission.

Not a bad place to watch the Braves game. And every other game.

ME: Watches a Facebook Reel for 1.8 seconds FACEBOOK ALGORITHM: This is obviously the single most important topic in your entire life and you will be interested in nothing but this until the sun explodes and swallows the Earth.

@Misnomer Not joking, it will likely lead to the “retirement” of some umps.

@Eric_Shaw I mean, it ruined C.B. Bucknor, I’ll grant you that.

Alright, a month in, I think I don’t like ABS. I like pitch framing. I like veteran pitchers getting the benefit of the doubt, and rookies having to earn it. ABS is fair. Life ain’t.

@Misnomer I guess I’m glad I don’t know what that is.

Mute keyword Clavicular

@RosboroughDavid @GoodyearBlimp That is very cool my friend

Beautiful views of the city we love. Big thanks to the @GoodyearBlimp crew, who were incredible. So cool!

Too many cooks.

If you want to have a judgement-free double rum and Coke at 7:45am while seated next to an adult woman wearing pajamas in full hair and makeup, you either have to go to Las Vegas or literally any airport.

@Misnomer Never had a problem with this one

Is there some way to open the spout on a Stanley that doesn’t involve ripping off a fingernail?