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To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

@boltzgang @VenetianPoker @rushtonbryan Either he was prohibitive chip leader and they registered it as a win or they agreed to chop and played it out (I’ve seen both)

@VenetianPoker @rushtonbryan How is there a winner if they all chopped?

Congratulations to Bryan Rushton (@rushtonbryan) of Canada who was the winner via twelve-way chop in our DeepStack Extravaganza Event #55 $250 NLH $125,000 guarantee on 5.05.26 Bryan takes home the DeepStack Extravaganza bronze coin, the trophy, and $15,000

@IamDijami I mean it’s Tiger all day

If your life depended on it, which option would you choose? (All in their prime) 1. Tiger Woods to make a 6-footer. 2. LeBron James to make a free throw. 3. Adam Vinatieri to make a 50-yard FG. 4. Lionel Messi to make a penalty kick.

@KelzActually Ok the director’s cut sounds promising. The originals I watched were a hodge podge of tropes with insufficient independent development.

ZERO life expectancy in this universe 😭

@AgathaChocolats After the boop, they got along.

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity #May4th

I feel like the reason would be because of how he was raised to be a supe since he was a kid. He probably had a whole team of “superhero experts” who’d guide and teach him the steps/form to fly. So this pose could be just cookie cut from how he was taught to fly similar to the diving form that swimming instructors drill into their students😂 “Now, John, remember to bend your knees!”

@SenseiMilli @MrAbbeetim This is brilliant I’m stealing it sorry not sorry

Why does Homelander strike that kind of pose when he’s about to fly? 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Grinder2003 @MattBlagg Is this a tournament? I think you’ve both got to show in a tournament (to ensure no chip dumping)

@MattBlagg It’s funny how the guy who’s the biggest tool in the room in playing live poker and also multi tabling online poker. Arrogant prick needs to have his teeth punched right down his throat. Also if there’s an all in on the river heads up only one person needs to show cards.

This is one of the cringiest things I’ve ever seen my god. FYI there’s no such thing as a lie detector. It’s a pseudo science that’s not admissible in court. They only use it to hold over low IQ people to try to get them to admit guilt. x.com/pokerorg/statu…

@peppipets You don’t know that’s her plan. You know she told face-in-back-of-head that.

>figura mais inteligente do mundo >se alia ao Homelander para manipulá-lo >tem um super plano mirabolante escondido >revela que quer criar uma guerra e destruir o mundo >ela sobreviveria dentro de um bunker >o objetivo dela é ler em paz Personagem mais BOSTA da história

@EnzoSanchezIA @grok Shape. Distance. Size. Pick two when projecting 3 dimensions onto a 2 dimensional surface.

Hey @grok, por favor explícamelo como si tuviera 5 años!!

@CCPISASSH0E Unbelievable. Crown, D’Soraki, Liam, this guy — my mind completely blown

I swear this is what Raygun thought she looked like

Still the greatest tweet of all time

@INDUSTRIA_game @Huntartist @kristoke Well you just made a sale brother

@Huntartist @kristoke thank youu!! Likewise <3

It hurts to be sitting at 48% positive ratings after putting all our hearts and souls into this game over 4 years. So much struggle, joy and difficulties our tiny team has overcome. The critique is fair. Sorry to let you down everyone. We got work to do. Only forward from here.

@lilliansboutiqu @chadgarland I’m imagining tom cruise yelling “did you order the blanket party” over and over and it just sounds like a sex thing 😂

@chadgarland I thought it funny that Aaron Sorkin needed to give an ass kicking a stupid name like "Code Red". Fucking Hollywood.

Quite unbelievable that a toxically self-righteous pit-bull of a man with a seething hatred for a smug, coiffed POG of a lawyer with his “faggoty white uniform” and “Harvard mouth” would fly off the handle when challenged by said low-ranking pretty boy desk jockey upstart in a courtroom where the narcissistic colonel has none of the authority, control, or obeisance that he’d grown accustomed to in his grunt fiefdom at Gitmo. That’s why Marines famously abhor that movie and find Col. Jessep to be utterly bizarre and unrelatable. Or, wait…

@funbeachcpl13 @SYSofCTRL @DougPolkVids @themouthmatusow Above the rim tweet right here

@SYSofCTRL @DougPolkVids @themouthmatusow Never, he wouldn’t have time for his research if he had to apologize everytime he’s wrong.

BREAKING: All charges against myself, my partners, and the Lodge have been officially rejected. The seized money and equipment will be returned and we will reopen as quickly as possible, hopefully within a few weeks. The Grand Jury in Williamson county heard the allegations against us, and refused to authorize proposed charges. Justice has prevailed. The damage to our staff and members has been tremendous, and it is now time to rebuild. We will be putting together a kickoff event in the near future. In the words of a great man: “you gotta know when to hold'em”

@LfXAMDg4PE50i9e If the guy on the left were a guest, the staff would have taken his hat and gloves (and he would have brought appropriate “indoor” shoes to change into)

@LfXAMDg4PE50i9e Nah the guy on the left is her brother. He’s been forced to come in from his ride (riding gloves, boots, and hat) and chaperone while the dude on the right is there (he’s the one courting)

二人の若者が真ん中の女性に求愛しています。女性の目は縫物にロックオン。その目線からは彼女がどちらを選ぶか判断できません。 ごく普通に解釈するならば、猫さんをいじっている男性が選ばれたと考えるのが定石でしょう。動物好きに悪い人は居ない、というやつですよね。しかし、左側男性の→続

@Soaringeagle45 Shirts are chronologically reversed

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@JuddsKidding @tnsampson2 @awkwardgoogle I went on Sheikra tons when it first opened and I am telling you they manually released from the top — I remember counting to seven fucking seconds one time. Ok I could be wrong but I’m telling you it was different every time and that made it much more intense

@tnsampson2 @awkwardgoogle Yup, Sheikrah at Busch Gardens in Tampa is the same thing It’s terrifying how you get hung up on the drop and those few seconds feel like an hour, but it’s pretty awesome

Oblivion, the Black Hole roller coaster in Italy, has an almost vertical drop and is a favorite for thrill-seekers.

@yungmak2005 @baz_garry26248 @KKamufu lol the quote mark goes before “It’s”

@baz_garry26248 @KKamufu Movie Name pls🙏

what happens when you cum at an orgy? do you just go sit out and watch like you've been shot in a paintball game and you're waiting for the next round?🤔🤔