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@nyla_owu @Mnauwoo YKB😅

@Mnauwoo Umesahau kusema, kushona mattress kwa short ndani😂

primary school ulikua unaona umeuma nje mapwork next day unakuja kama umevaa short nne plus boxer.

@Tutu_lips_ Mimi nilipewa ya dem flani ni kama alikuwa anagawa sana,wanaume walijaa DM yangu ilibidi niachane nayo baada ya mwezi mmoja .

Safaricom should stop recycling mobile numbers , mnapeana hadi namba za watu wamedefault loan .

@bozgabi The problem is that haushibi,mimi acha niendelee kujipikia.

Nimerealise Kukula kwa Hoteli as a bachelor ni easier & cheaper than kujipikia, ukichezea Ugali managu kshs 60 for lunch, Na Ugali matumbo kshs 80 for supper. Alafu ulenge breko you will only use kshs 140 per day for food. Kujipikia ni stress juu unaosha vyombo na Gas inaisha.

@Nganga_one Natoka huko na sijawahi hata mara moja.

Nimeobserve watu particularly wa Western Kenya,wanaweka chumvi kwa maji ya kuoga,what is the reason behind this.

@flyaiko78 Kupika kwa nyumba.Hapo nko sure na kushiba na kubakisha ya baadae.

Bachelors,kupika kwa nyumba ama kukula kwa hoteli?

@Ademba_47 Mafuta

Wale tunatumia Thika Road tukienda kazi asubuhi, have you noticed traffic imepungua in the last few weeks? Hakuna as many personal cars kwa barabara like hapo kitambo. What might be the reason?

@RealNate08 Aende kwani amekuja kula ugali kwako?

Dem akikuja sleepover then akatae kukupea inafaa umfanyie nini??

@Haky49501827 Ndio maana napenda kulipia before najua kila kitu iko meza yangu sidaiwi.

Hawa waiters wa hizi Lounge wako greedy vibaya,Ebu Leo ni Friday after taking those shots pretend you are wasted and ask for the Bill😂😂utawekewa hadi bill ya ugali nyama na wewe sahio ni vegetarian💔😂

@mumiasfinest Chakula nayo huwa situpi hata ya juzi lakini na hizo sheria zako acha nikae kwangu.

Mimi kwangu usioshe vyombo na running water. Usiwache lights zikiwa on kwa room hauko Usifinye my herbal Colgate katikati Usiflush mkojo Usipike more than what we can eat sasa mayai nane unagongea nani Usitupe chakula ya jana Usiwache electronics hata kwa standby Usitumie TP mingi kupangusa behind. Simple rules tu unaeza jipata ukifukuzwa saa saba ya usiku if you dont go by them.😂😂😂 Mchele umepika kilo mbiliii jamaniiii,tumekula siku tatu haiishii

@Mstephano_ Nishawahi jipata Gilgil nikiwa nimevaa gumboots na nilikuwa nimeendea chakula ya kuku bana.

Unatoka kejani kama umevaa short na vest kuingia kibandasky for one elite combo ya ugali samaki na mrenda On your way unapitia local kugotea your self employed drunkard hombres Ghafla bin vuu unapigwa Guinness nne unaambiwa kaa chini kuna order ya nyama imewekwa inachiek MEN!

Young OG joining The Vision he'll naaah!

@exceleunnah254 Nilishikwa wakiona nilikaa station weekend mzima hakuna mtu alikuja kuniona bana.

what was the absolute "last straw" that made you cut off a close friend?

@omukambisi @ignyharaz2 Nyayo house kumbe ugaidi ilianza kitambo🤣🤣

@ignyharaz2 Kuna jamaa aliniona bare pale Kamusinga juu nlimwangalia kwa uso na alikuwa amevutia banki kwa abolution. Kevo, Nyayo house dorm 36 2006 hiyo bare tukipatana utalipia

Kuna jamaa anaitwa Mike Sitatia alinivaa highschool juu ya kurudia uji nikiwa mono akanivunja mkono. Then he said i wanted to fight him. Musingu wakanipeleka mukumu hospital wakaachia mzazi bill. Mzee sold his pregnant goat ndo nitibiwe. He's still on my bucket list. Siku tutawahi meet na yeye kitachimbika kuliko mbavu destroyer

@Evanso_Spyce Unatoka tu,mi nilitoka na suitcase yangu moja ndogo na nguo zenye hazingeweza kuijaza.

Mtu akitaka kuazinsha life yake atoke Kwa mzazi anafaa Kua Na how much akiwa Na Woffer already

@EvanoMemba Jela zimejaa,watawekwa wapi?

Mkopa to arrest 2,342,007 customers who have flashed their phones, actions which have made the company loose billions

@AlphaElct @Iam_Greezy YKB.💯

@Iam_Greezy Ooh so that's the reason 😳😳lkn niliskia pay pay haiko juu by the way the heavier the currency the lesser the pay

Kuwait is one of the most peaceful countries in the world, for it to ban kenyan domestic workers sijui mumeifanyia nini. Two years in kuwait can completely change your life. Remember, it has the strongest currency in the whole world.

@kerubo_hillary Skuizi tunaiita bob.

I'm used to the words Ngiri and Thao for 1,000 shillings Now what on earth is Kapa😭

@kidarto254 @komanie5 We mzee🤣🤣

@komanie5 Wengine wanapiga kuweka status

Americans uwa wanakula pizza wakiwa broke lakini sisi ukula end month tukipata pesa

@MOB_gathinji Hio nayo nililala darasa 99%.

@Ericollide Ngori

Back in highschool the most traumatizing thing kwangu ilikua exam bana