Eric Turner

Logged in here for the first time in a long time just to see if there’s any news of whether it’s happened yet or not.

Eric Turner's piercing gaze locks with yours as water cascades down his green briefs in Benjamin Veronis' shot - can you look away? 📷: @hyperben MODEL:Eric Turner

Real question: Do you think that every one of his fan club twinks on Elon Musk’s DOGE has broccoli hair?

@RepKinzinger Why haven’t I heard anyone in media just come out and say “After he pardoned all of them, including those who were violent, there is now no question that the mob was doing exactly what Trump wanted on Jan 6?”

Now that they killed woke, are we allowed to refer to Elon Musk by his official title of “Presidential Retard?”

Squats: because pancakes belong on a plate, not your 🍑. Unless you like peach pancakes. In that case, cover me in syrup. 🍑🥞 yubi.fit

Women will say something like this to gay men and think it’s a compliment. Could you imagine telling someone that their existence is a waste because they won’t f*ck you?

@smerconish MTG literally did revenge porn on Hunter Biden in a hearing and you’re worried about whether or not short sleeves is going to make congress look like a joke?

Lol. 🤷🏽‍♂️

As Twitter continues to death spiral, I’m more worried about what Elon Musk will do with my personal information to generate revenue than I am about what TikTok will do with it.

Now that Elon has announced his intentions for twitter, and considering the kind of information twitter is gathering about people from their phones, I am getting closer and closer to deleting my twitter entirely.

If you've been waiting to buy @OryxWear, I'm closing the company and everything is on sale. Once it's gone, it's gone. oryxwear.com

Twitter is dead. Giving threads a try. Curious if Elon is gonna ban me for even saying so. Follow me there. Same screen name.

If fast food isn’t addictive, explain to me why anyone would wait in a line like this just for the opening of a store.

Some ultra-wealthy people did something they were warned was dangerous. And the tragedy they were warned could happen, happened. Now because of that brazenness, an insane amount of public funds are being used to rescue them, hopefully. Did I get that right?

Considering Tesla sells their carbon credits to other manufacturers so that driving a Tesla doesn’t actually reduce pollution, and they’re actually terrible cars- driving a Tesla is about as close as you can get to performance activism.

I wouldn’t mind all the work-from-home ppl packing the gyms mid-day if so many of them weren’t so entitled to think they’re the only people working out and that we all have to share the space.

Why do Republicans use “for the children” to support their agenda of hate (everything they’ve done recently “for kids” is more about things they hate than doing any good) when they refuse to do anything about the one thing that harms kids the most?

3/4 of Republican voters now think that discrimination against white ppl is as big of an issue as discrimination against minorities. 🤯

Conservatives: I just don’t think businesses should make political statements. Also conservatives: