Erik Hanson

@971theticketxyt Our closer in the playoffs for 2006 was Todd Jones and in 2012 it was Phil Coke. Miller is 27 and is under team control until 2030. If you are going to keep Skubal and go for it, then you have the balls to make this deal.

@971theticketxyt All fucking day I’m making that trade

Would you trade Max Clark to get Mason Miller?

@KT_Commenter @patoneillcomedy He is so damn funny

Folks! Pat O’Neill @patoneillcomedy fucks! -larger pops from the crowd -kills Carlos Sosa -hates bunk beds -standing ovation from Big Mike

@Wunderpar I wonder if he does that when he’s practicing on the range

Freshman golfer at Cal, Xihuan Chang, has one of the craziest golf quirks of all time. This man uses a brand new glove for EVERY. SINGLE. SHOT. Costing upwards of $1000 just for one round

@Vick_8122 Who is Stephanie’s handler?

CM Punk on Eddie Guerrero and their triple threat with Rey Mysterio “I walk up to him and say hey Mr Guerrero I’m wrestling you tonight. He looked up at me and he smiled and he’s like is it ok if you and Rey just put it together?” (What’s your story?)

@the_det_times @BNightengale Who cares what he wants. I say sell Skubal and still add.

REPORT: Tarik Skubal has informed his close friends that he “badly” wants to remain in Detroit for the rest of the season, per @BNightengale. Skubal believes the Tigers have a legitimate shot at winning the World Series.

When you quit having sex and doing blow for nothing.

Kevin McGonigle has reached base 160 times this season. Since the first All-Star Game in 1933, only two players aged 21 or younger have posted a higher total before the break: Mike Trout (170 in 2013) and Al Kaline (169 in 1955). #DNMW

@jpolly22 Yep

Red Wings fans... If you could trade Dylan Larkin for a few first round picks... And then offer sheet Connor Bedard for $18 million... Would you do it?

@EliteClubS0B At least David Arquette held the WCW title for 12 days

Thoughts on Sami Zayn losing the title to CM Punk just 9 days after winning it? Did you like it or nah? 🤔 #WWERaw

InterHood ballistic missile 💀

@stavvybaby Illuminati in broad daylight.

Those Michael Rubin white parties feel like the farm system for Epstein Island 2

@LGRWProspects Yzerman would never do it because he’s close to Verbeek

My gawd someone’s done it

@theoyinolajide @ofootball__ Used to be, now it’s Furtorta

@ErikHanson2 @ofootball__ *Furtado

Only true 2000s kids will recognize the absolute legend supporting Portugal in Toronto today. 🇵🇹✨

@MurrayHillGuy1 Sold her soul

Tate McRae stock has gone way up ⬆️

@RedWingDiehards You don’t negotiate with terrorists

Man, could you imagine? (There’s a -10% chance this happens)

@DirtyDomDom Genius

WWE are sitting on an absolute goldmine of a storyline… I just hope they actually use it. Have Danhausen curse Dominik Mysterio and make him forget everything that’s happened over the last five years. Suddenly, Dominik is a babyface again. ✅ He tries to reunite with Rey Mysterio like nothing ever happened. ✅ He apologizes to Rhea Ripley, completely forgetting he betrayed her. ✅ JD McDonagh acts like his best friend while Dominik has no clue who he is. ✅ He has absolutely no idea why Liv Morgan keeps calling him “Daddy Dom.” The comedy, drama, and emotional moments would write themselves. Absolute peak cinema. 🎬

@HkytownHang Yes

Could Red Wings fans survive an offseason where they lose Larkin, Cat and Kane? #LGRW