Erin Beever

I am putting a hex on Louis DeJoy for ruining the united states postal service give me my mail you rancid old man

Love to live in a place where people shoot themselves in the dick repeatedly because a guy who wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire posted a meme when he was taking a break from his golf game in Arizona

@jeffsamsonow Jesus hell these people are irritating nobody's stopping you from driving to Rocky Mountain House because the gum is different there Ryan

Having successfully defeated public health protections, freedom fighters now take on the tyranny of a grocery store within walking distance. #yegcc #15MinuteCities #yegWorldOrder

did somebody order a coney dog with cheese

@debssketch The sketch where Your Dad started the show and was chugging pepto bismol. Nearly choked on my beer

Time for a trip down memory lane! Before our recent hiatus, we ran Odd Wednesday for four years, and things frequently got really, REALLY weird. We wanna know: what's the wildest thing you've seen at Odd Wednesday? Let us know in the replies! #yegcomedy #sketchcomedy #thatsodd

@DanicaHere @matt_bowes In December a woman ahead of me at the grocery store got upset because the guy at the till was really busy and didn't hear her say Merry Christmas and he didn't wish her a Merry Christmas back. Skin thinner than an egg membrane

@matt_bowes It says “throwaway” IN the headline! This is so dumb.

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@DrStephanieCoo1 If I would have seen this on my chart it would have really kicked my ass

Our ‘high tech’ provincial electronic medical record refers to women w recurrent pregnancy loss as ‘habitual aborters’. FFS

Trauma informed medical communication is really fucking important

@kathbarbadoro @LCSpodcast I went to school with somebody who kind of reminds me of this guy, she wasn't a bad person but she just told huge stories and forgot about it the next day. Sucks for him he was so weirdly successful and just couldn't keep bopping along causing low level damage

@letsgoayo Bad form to ask if a meal's going o make your windpipe cinch closed, simply smile politely and fall on the floor as silently as possible

People have already discussed the obvious problems with this, but I’m personally furious at the idea that someone taking care of themselves is “foisting” their restrictions on others. Americans have this desperate need for validation and valorization. It’s not about you, Wendy!

@newfangl3d You're out with the boys and suddenly there is horse

hope that no one invites jason nixon.

Fuck genocide deniers, hell yeah U of L students

@DrJenGunter Working on my matronly prestige (in a ruthless competition with Christian Bale to do the best magic trick)

This is incorrect and it is actually patriarchal advertising promoted by Pharma in the 1960s to sell estrogen.

@ZoeSTodd I figured she would vanish after getting that big payoff in Alberta but I guess making terrible decisions on a huge scale is kind of a hobby now