Michael Keyser

@RE_FIRE_RN @RetardEmpire @LeadingReport Was there supposed to be irony in your comment?

@RetardEmpire @LeadingReport Lmao it’s detrimental for desperate people to have their kids here and live on the taxpayers?

President Trump expects the Supreme Court to uphold birthright citizenship for illegal aliens.

@RobertT38011668 @DivineKeithiusV @thechosenberg Give it a shot.

@DivineKeithiusV @thechosenberg If more of my penis is cut off it will help?

Fucking for 1.5 hours honestly sounds annoying

@PNarudo38785 @thechosenberg Yeah, but Project Hail Mary was a good movie. You should be proud.

@thechosenberg As a 40+ year old man, I still remember my mother embarassing me when I was 6. You NEVER forget that kind of betrayal, especially the first time.. and yes it has effects that last forever.

Kids dont forget these things later on

@Me03674994 @raven_brah As you should.

@raven_brah From now on I will take upright traffic cones as a warning that there are bears nearby.

The left can’t even begin to understand this level of personal responsibility

@RobertEast88443 @em_Lazzy Yeah, pretty much.

@em_Lazzy Universal health care is fine. We can't do it because Congress is full of fraud and corruption they will fuck it up everyone will get sick and broke . So we have to fix Congress first before we let them control anything else. TERM LIMITS FOR CONGRESS

Serious question. Why are some Americans so against universal healthcare?

Starting in 2027, smartphones sold in the European Union will be required to have user-replaceable batteries designed for greater durability and more charging cycles. Manufacturers must also provide spare parts and repair manuals for at least 10 years after a model is released. This is real pressure against planned obsolescence. It should mean phones that actually last longer, cheaper fixes, and a lot less electronic waste piling up. About time.

@PalmettoMike17 @BrianAtlas I'm not necessarily disagreeing with the premise. I was more curious how you'd frame it beyond "because norm." There's certainly been a cultural shift.

@Erutan409 @BrianAtlas Because it's your masculine duty.

What did he do wrong?

@recyclingcanada @PalmettoMike17 @BrianAtlas Fair perspective.

@Erutan409 @PalmettoMike17 @BrianAtlas As a man if you ask a woman out on a date it should be your responsibility to pay, she is taking time out of her day to go and also may not know the cost involved.

@h_lebunny @BrianAtlas Based on exchange, deductive reasoning indicates she chose the place.

@BrianAtlas If $ is such an issue take her for a coffee date first instead but god pick a side. Either you get a feminist that wants equality or you get a girl who expects a man to be a man and actually be chivalrous and pay for the date 🤦🏼‍♀️

@PalmettoMike17 @BrianAtlas Why?

@BrianAtlas This is where I part ways with you, Brian. I believe a man should always pay. You've got no business in the dating pool if you can't carry the financial burden of both you AND your date.

@ChefReactions Remember, he filmed himself doing that.

@herohalldon @unusual_whales Because this is usually the personification of habitual, social media complainers that claim they're the microcosm. Not everyone is incapable of handling themselves in life as they age and take on new responsibilities.

@unusual_whales $300k is just the price tag. nobody lists the parent who never sleeps the same again, the marriage that gets rebuilt every year, or the version of yourself that quietly dies in the first week

"Raising a child in the U.S. now costs more than $300,000," per FORTUNE

@awb20774 @esaagar That's assuming a lot.

@esaagar What will be your stance on the SS deduction when Gen X-ers become the main group to avail itself of it?

If I’m reading this correctly 30 million American seniors deducted* $225 billion in taxes on social security with an average of $7500 dollars By far the biggest savings of any group in the entire US Boomer luxury communism in action

@HeavyDiligence @unusual_whales You really think that generation didn't have TV's?

@unusual_whales Just as hard? Yeah older generations didn’t spend 7 hours a day glued to a screen! I wonder if they could find hope in 2500 hours of wasted time a year 🤔

"Gen Z and millennials are burnt out because older generations worked just as hard, but they ‘had hope.'" per Suzy Welch in FORTUNE

@LttleGel @maggiemoda BS

@maggiemoda Unfortunately, this is more common than you may think. My father in law works at a nursing home and tells me all the time about how the nurses are working doubles so their boyfriends can stay home and play video games. 😲

What woman in their right mind is financially supporting a stay at home boyfriend?

@Ai_TechVerse @Pirat_Nation Are you a bot running on someone's decommissioned Dell desktop in their basement?

Nvidia has been in negotiations for more than a year to acquire a large unnamed company that specializes in personal computers and servers. The discussions have now reached a critical make-or-break stage. The potential deal is being described as one of the most significant in computing since the invention of the personal computer itself. It could fundamentally reshape both the PC and server markets. Investor reaction was immediate and strong. Dell Technologies shares rose about 6% while HP Inc. shares gained around 5%. Market speculation quickly focused on major PC and server makers such as Dell or HP although nothing has been confirmed.

@GmorganJr This was actually worse than saying nothing.

Appreciate that he deleted it. Saying he thought it was portraying him as a doctor is hilarious. Moving on.

@LeadingReport Oh, ok. Totally forgot how my GP's hands shoot light out of them when he tells me to turn my head and cough. My bad.

JUST IN: President Trump says image of him appearing to look like Jesus was “supposed to be me as a doctor making people better.”

@r_amandaleigh @Riley_Gaines_ He posted an image of himself, depicting some kind of devine power. Healing someone via touch. Likened to that of what you see God doing. But more importantly, why are you pretending not to understand the obvious issue with it?

@Riley_Gaines_ How is he mocking God? Where is he making fun of Him? Do you know Trump's heart when he posted this?

Why? Seriously, I cannot understand why he'd post this. Is he looking for a response? Does he actually think this? Either way, two things are true. 1) a little humility would serve him well 2) God shall not be mocked

@nypost This headline was REALLY hard to read.

Texas lawyer no-shows jerk judge's order to appear in court after critiquing him for berating IT worker trib.al/onSRlZZ