sara lewis

Bitches be dark as 11:59, talking 'bout they mixed. Mixed with what? Dirt and oil?

I don't hate you. I just... It's just that... Okay, never mind... I hate you.

Burger: $0.99 Salad: $5.99 And you wonder why everyone is fat.

#ReplaceMovieTitleWithRatchet Diary of a Mad Ratchet Woman

#ThingsBlackWomenSay "YOU *clap* DONT *clap* WANT *clap* NUN *clap* WIT THIS BOO BOO!" *Flips weave & it falls out*

12 year olds talking about "I'm sexually frustrated..." bitch you mentally retarded

These hoes be acting up and Lil Reese ain't letting em!

Bands will make her dance , stamps will make her twerk , If Romney becomes president , these hoes will have to work.

Females saying Rihanna stupid for forgiving Chris, but they on twitter falling for niggas that refer to them as #oomf.....

A Chief Keef song will give you the confidence to fight 10 niggas while wearing slippers, with some baggy jeans and no belt

#IAdmitThat I don't like you. You're Ratchet..

People get FAKE, when shit gets REAL..

Hoes going broke trying to look rich. Act your Wage!

Twerkin' is a form of money for some of these hoes.. If they can't afford it, they twerk for it.

Why are 12 year olds following me? Y'all little asses tweeting via leapfrog laptop

ATTENTION! Leggings ain't for everybody. Especially you hippo looking hoes!

Stop complaining about your relationship if you're gonna stay in it, dumb ass hoes..

Mitt Romney Gone take away weave if he become President, hoes gone be walkin around looking like Lil Bill & Calliou...

Why white people in scary movies be like "GEE GOLLY WHATS OVER THERE?" ? ? Nigga if i hear a noise im outta that bitch!

If she tries to flirt with cops to get out of tickets and she looks like precious... #SheRatchet