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Just met a right-handed leftist and a Republican bird with only a left wing while listening to "Stuck in the middle with you" Not into politics, but hey, what a great day filled with surprises.

Pre Malone > Post Malone > Toast Malone

Just got stuck in the elevator. Needed a bit of a lift.

If you gooi 'n sneaky goose step in the elevator, it feels like heaven

@GoodwoodBadboy Missing Wayne and Duane tonight.

Just had breakfast for dinner and I loved it

A garage pie👌

People saying the Diamond Devil is better than the Congo Queen🙄

Just bought some soup and they forgot to give me a spoon

Is it just me or is putt putt getting more expensive?

@GoodwoodBadboy Young boets need to relax

This oak got Joynt custody after the divorce.

Omicron is not a 'South African variant', it's a variant that was spotted & reported by brilliant South African scientists so fast the world has a chance to get on top of it. Could have originated anywhere.

@piersmorgan @Madonna Pop bottom.

Rock bottom. @Madonna 🙈

@_nachomonreal Jissis

31st January, 2013. Malaga. I wake up, check my phone and have 2 calls from Santi Cazorla. I call him and he asks me if I want to play for Arsenal. 10 hours later I was an Arsenal player. Sometimes Football is… instagram.com/p/B13n9-zBA9S/…

Seriously Lionsfans,These Group of players deserve a much better crowd,now go and fill up Emirates Park Saturday 🏉

We are delighted to announce that Mikel Arteta's hair has signed a one-year extension. He has hair extensions? No. It is real hair.

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Pacquiao vs Mayweather time#fightofthecentury