Near Piss Experiences🏳️‍⚧️

@boimigg and makes you throw up

Had my first zyn today and damm it somehow burns your throat more than smoking a dart

@Rhyhello sounds amazing :) I was going to set up a stupid joke but seeing that you're genuinely excited about it, it just sounds nice :)

@EstrogenTrash It fell northwest of Seattle around 12:30, it was so incredible it approached orange and flashed green as it burnt out and the whole sky dimly flashed. It was like in chemistry class when you see copper burn for the first time

Dude I just got see a fucking meteorite

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

first date pro tip: if you go to the bowling alley she will take her shoes off in front of you

in my lonely years I entered a cube state

@Saranitana @ManicDatura @eaccoon @SadieLiath @AdaBarx @CaleoKathline are you okay?

@EstrogenTrash @ManicDatura @eaccoon @SadieLiath @AdaBarx @CaleoKathline It takes less than 30 seconds for her to realize a racist was in her mentions. Its very normal in a anti nazi world. Yeah shes a racist but im using the label of nazi for her herr

Seems like the ozempic blueberry girl from Willie Wonka came back after the money grifted for tattooing herself teal run out so i made this PSA so you all don’t fall for her again:

@Saranitana @ManicDatura @eaccoon @SadieLiath @AdaBarx @CaleoKathline you replied to their welcome back tweet 4 times and tagged like 8 people, are you certain this is normal behavior?

@ManicDatura @eaccoon @SadieLiath @AdaBarx @CaleoKathline I'm follow watching x.com/i/status/20489…

@CatgirlErika this is hell

Good morning meow

i want a sheepy jumping spider

オシャレ

inventing a new kind of FFS (FEET feminizing surgery) tap in

my wife #mommmybait

@lgbtcuckporn Yes! 🫡🫡🫡

bimonthly cuckling #1 post

@kms4fun nneither of us could back down

my naem shley im megas cute - shley (def not shleys wife)

@gloomygvrl666 wow my wife definitely typed this with her hands and posted it

slobbered on my wife's face for like 45 mins straight