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The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Luka Dončić over his last 8 games: 60 PTS - 7 REB - 5 STL 40 PTS - 9 REB - 10 AST 36 PTS – 6 REB – 4 AST 30 PTS – 11 REB – 13 AST 51 PTS – 10 REB – 9 AST 31 PTS – 11 REB – 11 AST 35 PTS – 8 REB – 4 AST 44 PTS – 9 REB – 5 AST Lakers 8-0

Sheesh Memory unlocked. This game rocked

@TheHoopCentral Absolutely. SGAs team when’s by 40 when he doesn’t play

True or False: Luka Doncic deserves to be the MVP this season.

Luka Doncic since entering his 'custody battle' era.

@M2FLee Kwame brown hands

LUKAAAAAAAAAA. Please give me 10 more years of this holy shit

@diegorocher Hell nah

@EternityGoW It really sucks 🤣

Disgusting take

@LalimesMartian It’s out of control

The NHL has an OT problem. Those loser points add up and teams in the race at this point in the season seem more than fine just letting it get to OT so they guarantee a point. Final mins of regulation turn into a joke. Please discuss.

You can literally see Aaron Judge shaking in his boots the game is never gonna see a high leverage choker like this again

Big game Aaron Judge

Aaron judge in big games

I wonder where the director of counterterrorism is getting his information. You fucking cucks are just spineless, shameless, unbelievable sacks of shit

"I don't know where Joe Kent is getting his information" among the funniest things you can say about a top counterterrorism official

Can’t get a single basketball player to play 82 games anymore

@PressSec You sincerely have no shame bitch 🤣🤣🤣

There are many false claims in this letter but let me address one specifically: that "Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation."   This is the same false claim that Democrats and some in the liberal media have been repeating over and over.   As President Trump has clearly and explicitly stated, he had strong and compelling evidence that Iran was going to attack the United States first.   This evidence was compiled from many sources and factors. President Trump would never make the decision to deploy military assets against a foreign adversary in a vacuum.   Iran is the world’s leading state sponsor of terrorism. The Iranian regime is evil. It proudly killed Americans, waged war against our country, and openly threatened us all the way up to the launch of Operation Epic Fury.   Iran was aggressively expanding their short-range ballistic missiles to combine with their naval assets to give themselves immunity – meaning they would have a degree of a capabilities that would give them immunity to hold us and the rest of the world hostage.   The regime aimed to use those ballistic missiles as a shield to continue achieving their ultimate goal – nuclear weapons.   The President, through his top negotiators, gave the regime every single possible opportunity to abandon this unacceptable course by permanently giving up their nuclear ambitions in exchange for sanctions relief, free nuclear fuel, and potential economic partnerships with our country.   But they would not say yes to peace because obtaining nuclear weapons was their fundamental goal.   President Trump ultimately made the determination that a joint attack with Israel would greatly reduce the risk to American lives that would come from a first strike by the terrorist Iranian regime and address this imminent threat to America’s national security interests.   All of this led to President Trump arriving at the determination that this military operation was necessary for U.S. national security, which is why he launched the massively successful Operation Epic Fury. The Commander-in-Chief determines what does and does not constitute a threat, because he is the one constitutionally empowered to do so - and because the American people went to the ballot box and entrusted him and him alone to make such final judgments. And finally, the absurd allegation that President Trump made this decision based on the influence of others, even foreign countries, is both insulting and laughable. President Trump has been remarkably consistent and has said for DECADES that Iran can NEVER possess a nuclear weapon. As someone who actually witnesses President Trump’s decision-making process on a daily basis, I can attest to the fact that he is always looking to do what’s in the best interest of the United States of America — period. America First.

A felon married to an immigrant is telling us that the problem is immigrants and felons.

Good lord

If you’re in the 29% - you are factually and statistically one of the dumbest buckets of shit I’ve ever spoken to