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@thelordofentry 9 to 5 and leverage trading my only hope.

I got into trading becauseI I couldn't accept living the same week on repeat for the next 30 years. It genuinely scared me more than losing money.

When I moved from Canada to Chile, sending money through banks took days. Fees on top of fees. And they still wanted to know why. A Bitcoin transaction settles in 10 minutes. No permission. No paperwork. No banking hours. Bitcoin works on weekends. Bitcoin works on holidays. Bitcoin works at 3am. The legacy system was never built for you.

THIS IS NOT CLICKBAIT THIS IS EXACTLY HOW $BTC WILL MOVE IN 2026. BOOKMARK IT 🔖

Canada is introducing tokenized deposits and a stablecoin framework. canada.ca/en/department-…

@furmsies I think so too

I don't know why, but I have always found Mélanie Joly very attractive. I mean that with complete respect.

@katyXBT Give me the money, I hate my job so much I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

I have money but I’m not happy, what should I do ?

@TheMoonCarl Wait until you find about Saturn lol.

I lost thousands of followers for saying NASA is lying about the moon. No tears shed.

@benjamincowen You were wrong bro

Check out my recent crypto risk memo for April 2026 where we discuss the outlook for Bitcoin: benjamincowen.com/reports/crypto…

DON’T FALL FOR THIS BULL TRAP. BITCOIN IS GOING TO CRASH. SEE YOU BELOW $60K SOON.

$HYPE the hyperliquid parabola is expanding. $50+ hype coming soon. hyperliquid.

#Bitcoin bull trap is in play. New lows are coming again.

@benjamincowen You were about the dump in early April 😆

Can the next president of the United States not be 100 years old

@CryptoHayes Bro finally telling the truth

Oooooo baby!! The bears can suck on my yachtzeee!!! 😘😘😘😘😘 $HYPE = $150

@Davincij15 Blackrock coming for your bitcoin

Just one final dip before #Bitcoin bottom. After that, a journey towards $500K will start.

@CityNewsTO I pray for another lockdown, I didn't get to enjoy the last one.

#BREAKING: Trump said the U.S. Navy would “immediately” begin a blockade to stop ships from entering or leaving the Strait of Hormuz, after U.S.-Iran peace talks in Pakistan ended without an agreement. bit.ly/4t8lgVR

@benjamincowen U lied

Housing Units Under Construction

Bear Market Over? Bull Market Beginning? youtu.be/XqxyY22i3Uw?si…

@CryptoHayes Whatever, bro looking for exit liquidity. You and those crooked ceo

Started from the bottom now we here $HYPE

$BTC #Bitcoin CME gap update. All the gaps via different timeframes. Highest gap; $116.9k Lowest gap; $31.4k Closest gaps; $69.5 & $67.2k Remember, not all gaps are required to fill.