Ethan Boley

Last night was awesome. Least chalky draft in recent memory

@pronounced_kyle Holy polar bear in Arlington, Texas!

If you want to be a S&P 500 CEO, the best college to go to is "no college"

@aidan_mclau I dunno it was a massive win to solve chess with 7 pieces and each increase exponentially making it more difficult. I’m going to chalk it up to impossible without any other understanding of the work needed

assuming incredibly aggressive compute buildout stays constant, we could solve chess by 2050

Fouling like this at the end of games needs to be done away with. I hate it so much

"Did Ian Cunningham get a higher title?" "Yep" "And he & Ryan publicly said he's the head of football." "Yep" "I can see Ian got a promotion, and if that's the case, the Bears should get comp picks.." "That makes sense to me..." "Then give us our picks" "You're not getting picks"

@aidan_mclau I have been using ChatGPT to study for Step 1. I've noticed that every 3-4 days, I need to create a new chat in my folder because my current one crashes or takes 2+ minutes to load an answer (particularly when images are involved). Is this more of a feature or a bug?

The raiders are going to get us an NFL draft lottery and I’ll never forgive them

@BradBiggs How do you expect the coaching staff to manage injuries with a guaranteed playoff spot, but the possibility of pushing for the #1 seed?

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Mother— With bated breathe, our troops arrived at the gates of destiny. The Dairy Platoon was stifled as our unit was armed with lactase pills. As the last of the candlelight flickered, Lt. Moore recovered the aerial ballistic. The Frenchman, LaFleur, bent his knee. Yours. —CW

Greatest bears game ever oh my god

Field goal team with less awareness than Hellen Keller

So…yeah bit of a miss here

@VanLathan Yeah I'll give Vince every bit of the doubt but I've got to see where this is going soon

Pluribus is testing me

Our current pardon system is simply not built for a lame duck president. We are witnessing levels of corruption that are incomprehensible and the scary part is it’ll only get worse as the term continues.

Just here to say we’re at 11/11 folks. Fucking insane….

@ChiSportsDay One of my favorite games! They ran out of beer halfway through the game delay and the field was covered in trash but I’ll never forget the shared camaraderie among every fan who chose to stay

𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟕, 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟑 The last time the Ravens played in Chicago, #DaBears beat them in OT at a muddy Soldier Field! McCown - 216 yds, TD Forte - 5 rec, 42 yds, TD

Noah Sewell is impossibly the worst player on the bears

This is an insane sellers market right now for the Jets. Insane value

It's definitely time to lay to rest the Jalen Carter debate. Great player, without a doubt. But the Bears needed to add an offensive lineman at the time. The only caveat was that Darnell Wright needed to become a Top 3-5 RT. And it's looking like it.