Ethan

@Oziomayyvt Wasn’t expecting Galahad to get thrown in since in the original story he’s the only one worthy of the grail

The king is the smartest 🌚 🎥: monty python and the Holy Grail🍿🍿

@DailyLoud at least they wont need it for a few days

A thief was recorded mowing a homeowner’s lawn before stealing the lawnmower.

@BLACKLOTUSTAC "It was god's will to give us cocaine, it was man's intuition to make it into crack"

They have finally started smoking the cocaine

@AndreMathe15515 @shitpost_2077 aint the only thing they're shoving

@shitpost_2077 Por que um tá metendo o contexto no outro?

@shitpost_2077 I find it worrying this looks like it was the exact design layout they wanted

@GarbageHuman24 @messedupfoods

Let’s remind ourselves that KFC posted this only a decade ago

@fairiehaze pretzel, seems right

name him the last thing you ate

@jankenroshambo Read this as "illegitimate pizza" and I can't describe how confused I was for that three seconds

what the hell is ed doing brah

@messedupfoods gonna become the food before you try the food with that mf

What would you use this space for?

@Bestofsopranos “I LOST, MY SHOE”

Still one of the funniest lines ever written.

@depression2019 This trend is so fucken stupid

L Ron Hubbard Scientology center documented being speed ran now today

@pubity We should go back in time and tell the founding fathers the revolution is happening and everyone is dying so that some day they can pass the rotisserie fucking chicken act

U.S. Senators are trying to pass the "Hot Rotisserie Chicken Act" so food stamps can be used for Rotisserie Chickens at grocery stores. Senators argued that a Costco Rotisserie Chicken is such good value that it should be covered by SNAP for struggling families.

@Matt_Pinner He's still the rock, but now is a crack rock

Give him a rap name

@thatjandy @financedystop she was arrested

@financedystop If so only because she’s black. A white woman would have been arrested.

She definitely got to keep the money

@GhostofArtBell @financedystop it was considered high value theft and the picture to the left of the pizza is her mugshot

@financedystop At best there will be a civil case, if the money isn't in the account anymore, good luck Technically they cannot even fire her until the case is resolved, nor can they reduce her pay below minimum wage in an attempt to crawl back the money

@Matt_Pinner jury duty summons

What can be served but never eaten?

@RealGameVault This gonna be GTA 6

what game broke your hype like this?

Ok that’s actually funny

@Criminalsimpson I saw this and just heard “Bobody, Bobody!”