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@SirDimetrious South African musician. Keeps sex slaves in her spare time.

@Etherlad no idea who dat is

Anybody remember this girl from Chappie? Vandal's design from Marathon has always reminded me of her.

So then why even bother with Body type 1 and Body type 2? If it's so unimportant why change it?

@politicalmath Watching Starship Troopers and shaking my head the whole time so the people in the cinema know i disagree with it.

I loved the Starship Troopers movie. A giant pile of goofy, gory, visual effects sci-fi visual effects fun. Well paced, jovial, a real joy of a movie. but... the politics...

@ShitpostRock Might be related to Chinas crackdown against online gaming and gacha games.

A knock at the door. Shave-and-a-haircut. Really? This chica is so random, just like on the interwebs. I open the door, and there she is: Aella, from Twitter. She looks radiant, and ready to do sex stuff. Like Arwen the Elf from my favorite cinematic franchise, with just a sprinkle of derpiness, but in a good way. Me likee derpy. "Hello, Aella from Twitter," I say. "Come on in." "Hello Dudley," she says, studying my face like so many bar charts and line graphs. She nods approvingly and walks into the room. "Fancy digs," she says, placing her clutch on the kitchenette counter and picking up an envelope bulging with cash. "So, what kind of schmexytiems will we be having this evening?" I lower my gaze. "M'lady, I confess my tastes are a mite...unorthodox." "Oh..." she laughs nervously. "You didn't mention that in your DM..." "I was hoping we could do a bit of light roleplay." She relaxes. "Ah, OK. Sure. What did you have in mind?" She unbuttons her sweater. "No," I say. "Leave it on. Actually, button it all the way up. I'm wondering if I could be your daddy tonight." She's fully relieved. "Oh, for sure, lol," saying the "lol" out loud. So random. "That's doable, daddy," she says, barely legally. I turn to the nightstand and open the drawer, retrieving a Gideon's Bible. "Uh..." she giggles nervously. I look her dead in the eye. "Don't break character." She shrugs and nods. "Aella, did you finish your homework?" She purses her lips and leans forward expectantly. "Yes, daddy." "Did you learn about the true age of the earth?" "Uh, what?" "6,000, maybe as much as 10,000 years. But no older, Right?" She cocks her head and wrinkles her cute little nose. "Because the Word of God is inerrant? And if sediments have been accumulating for three billion years, the seafloor should be choked with sediments many miles deep. Right?" "Well, no-- I mean, riiiight..." "Very good. Now, Aella, it's time for your nightly Bible verse memorization." A wave of disgust washes across her face. "Look, Dudley..." "Daddy. Now now, we've got 800+ verses to get through. It's important that you're able to carry these passages with you into adulthood so that you can avoid the pitfalls and traps the enemy has laid for you. So you will have a constant source of wisdom and encouragement as you grow up to be a God-fearing young lady. A complementarian Calvinist Proverbs 31 woman. An Esther. A Ruth." Aella's rubbing her eyes now. She suddenly looks very tired and in her 30s. She does not look even barely, barely legal. "Let's begin. I want you to open your Bible to Luke, chapter 7, verse 36." "What the actual fuck, man?" she sneers, throwing the envelope at my face. 3,000 smackeroos fly into the air as she heads for the door. "Seriously, fuck you, dude. Ew." "Fuck you daddy," I shout down the hallway.

@HaHa53519000 @ShitpostRock Legion. youtube.com/watch?v=wXQZpg…

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@machineiv Shadowheart was even more obnoxious in the Beta and they had to tone her down because people absolutely hated her. But most of the gang grows on you as you learn more about them.

@machineiv Everybody loved the part with the giant Snake in Sekiro, right?

@Samurai___Lucy Just seems mildly psychotic to me that some people immediately opt for poison or kill-traps any time an animal encroaches. Just seems unreasonable to me as long as there are other options.

@Etherlad Getting a few gallons today. I don't mind the smell of vinegar but hope they despise it. Thanks for the tip I just cannot kill them, the vet in me won't allow it

HALP! I have a few squirrels living under my house and hear they can end up screwing up the foundation. I need these suckers gone but how? I simply cannot bring myself to kill them, I just can't. Anyone have success deterring these vermin?

@Samurai___Lucy I heard they hate cayenne and chilli too but i never tried that. Vinegar is always my first go-to at pretty much everything and it works surprisingly often.

@Etherlad Interesting. I just bought peppermint oil and cayenne pepper but will get vinegar.

@Howlingmutant0 @fasc1nate Trust the Science.

@fasc1nate Shit worked I'll be damned

Picture of a man with Schizophrenia before and after his Lobotomy

@politicalmath Honestly disapointed at the Google results for FUTA even when safesearch is off.

Can someone explain to me what is happening here? B/c it looks like "Sorry, your state fucked the federal gov't so now you have to pay more taxes"

@ZaidJilani What character Arc does Superman have in his movies?

@ChristinaTasty How people can play anything but Ikit Claw is honestly beyond me.

Okay lads, where we dropping

@erikkain Rare wojak easteregg

HBO has cast Abby for Season 2 of The Last Of Us.

@ChristinaTasty Garrus romance was unnecessary fanservice because the shippers and waifushits can not comprehend platonic relationships between brothers in arms.

Man!Shep has no Jacob tier romances. And here's a hot take... the romance with Garrus is just kinda eh. But it's literally because he's so good of a character, a romance doesn't improve my bond with him or add an extra dimension. He's just so good he doesn't need me to bang him.

Gonna be replaying Mass Effect But which Shep?