Evan James Skinner

Ammo is getting expensive.. Don't expect a warning shot. -bumper sticker in ky

Sometimes you think you could still be at work. #ineedthemoneymightaswellhustle instagram.com/p/4tHKO5xAJp/

#firefly2015 #sylvanesso #themuck #lifeistooshort instagram.com/p/4U_RNbxAAC/

Sometimes you always got to walk back to the campsite. Where the totem is. To hear about #roo and how I just don't go with the right people

#firefly2015 #pedicab #letsgetrealweird #ravefamily #thosewhoridetogetherstaytogether instagram.com/p/4LyHd1xAFf/

Ready to rock the weekend in Dover!!! Who's ready? instagram.com/p/4CCgUfRANH/

And I just head butted my dog enough to clear my sinuses

All of a sudden I can watch darts in tv?? #imgettingold

Created using #MemeFactory iOS app. @FunnyismSP instagram.com/p/3p2R8OxAEV/

#alltimegreatest instagram.com/p/3nmu1RRALn/

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/3VKKmoxAOQ/

I got a rope burn. instagram.com/p/3R0fHyRAHl/

You know you're old when you start thinking how shitty stock stereos sound in the parking lot when a person gets in and it's too loud.

Remember that 40 minutes where your dad rambles as much as you do.. instagram.com/p/2EP6-CxAPl/

I'll settle for pizza rolls instagram.com/p/14zFs0RAJ7/

This is #reggiemillerstatus #and1 #eatadick #imsorry #youhadhopeonce #thatswhyyourethelastseed… instagram.com/p/14tDepRAB8/

People will become aware when I make my intentions known.

I love waking up from awesome sleep. On time. Only to see dog poop and pee. Why won't this dog grow up?

Sleeping on the window sill(y) instagram.com/p/11hlIQxAFb/

I just ate a pudding cup without a spoon. That is all