MadKraut

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Is hailing taxis worse than raining cats and dogs???

If you clean a vacuum cleaner… does that make you the vacuum cleaner?

@LizaChami Good morning!

Good evening from Zitoun :)

What's wrong with the word expiry date? Why does it have to be expiration day?

@LizaChami I'm not in the habit of talking to normal people.

@EvLenz Laugh! You're right :)

Zitoun, cone free. Back to normal.

@richjhewitt All the better for talking to you. Hope your horrible neighbour situation resolved itself soon.

@EvLenz Surviving thanks, hows you?

Managed some noms despite brain

@richjhewitt Horrible neighbour? Oh no. When did that happen?

Managed a shower today at least... take that sad brain 🚿 now to try and sneak out past horrible neighbour in the light and get to the pharmacy before it closes 😬🤞🙏🌌

@Jensonthefloof Happy birthday, Jenson! Have you heard that the new guy in Hungary is a cat guy which is a big win for deMEOWcracy!

Today is my 12th birthday! As well as da day hooms fly da furthest EVER from Earth & around da Moon. #ArtemisII #KittyLoafMonday #Hedgewatch shift on a lovely sunny day ☀️🌳 I had a lovely roll on da patio & tuna cake for tea. No candles though 😹 Look how smol I was! #CatsOfX

@LizaChami Tiny Overlord?

Monday morning shenanigans. The kitten and Cookie. The kitten wins again :) The kitten is male. I haven't found a good name for him yet!

@LizaChami Crumbs?

@cazij Morning!

☕️ #GoodMorning friends #Coffee ?

@Midge1415 Has the wedding been yet? How did it go?

@EvLenz I’ll try 🤣😂

My daughter just had her final fitting for her wedding dress, she looks sooooo fecking beautiful 😍 I’m gonna be an emotional wreck on the day seeing my firstborn walk down the aisle with her little sister and my niece ahead of her. I’d better buy some posh handkerchiefs 😭😭🤣😂

@Jensonthefloof now, are you doing hedgewatch or are you part of the meowffia? facebook.com/share/v/1HCFe6…

@LizaChami @cazij Morning.

@EvLenz @cazij 💙

☕️ #GoodMorning friends #Coffee ?

@LizaChami @cazij *sends coffee*

@EvLenz @cazij Yup!

@TedUrchin Not bad....

@EvLenz Good. You?

@TedUrchin Goooooooooood evening! Ling time no speak (mainly as I've not been on here for a long time). How's you?

@Jensonthefloof You enjoying the snow?

@EvLenz Yup it’s BACK!!

This cold stuff is still here! But dad has helpfully cleared some for us so we can go outside! SNOW shift #Hedgewatch #CatsOfX #MondayMood