evian 🦋🌿

Happy COCKtober 🤪 it’s time to get spooky 👹 with your pookie 😏 yeah how about a trick AND a treat? 😲 on the 31st you better whip out that halloweener 😂 but be careful…don’t get ghosted! 👻😅

i forgive the world because it has u

to my anxiety queens: unclench your jaw

live your life in a way that would make jenna marbles and her dogs proud

Gabbie Hanna is proof that an unevolved Aquarius is literally the most insufferable person to be around

current mood

imagine not being able to keep a jade pothos alive …. not very cash money of you

🤡🤡🤡

Drag race entrance lines used to be like “hey, wow” and now it’s like “cats eat mice and anteaters eat ants, if Miss Diarrhea Dupree Williams doesnt win then I will shit my pants”

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@dany11815725 ur mad cus i dissed u? are u mad cus i rap better than u? 😪😤

what’s a wifi

@kat0pathic Congrats 🤍🤍🤍🤍

So the house that Alex and I first put an offer on. We fell heavy in love with and cried when we lost it. This morning we get a text that the previous buyers offer fell through and we were next in line and asked if we’d still like to make an offer 😩😭 shit really was meant to be

@peonyguk 🥰🥰🥰

the fact that i use the black heart emoji and @EvWatson3 uses the white one just hits the spot for me. bestie vibes only

my adhd isn’t funny or quirky - it’s depressing. it’s not being able to focus when you WANT to. it’s not being bored at your job, it’s feeling like a failure of a friend because no matter how hard you’re trying, you just can’t listen

We need to talk about ADHD and how it affects the ability to retain a healthy romantic partnership.

@peonyguk glad ur having fun, now i have to pay to get the floors fixed cus there’s slices all in the hardwood😡😡😡

am i wearing my skates around the house just bc i miss the ice and i wish i could go train ? yes.