EvaMuffinPie 💜

hiiiiii

filing my taxes got me feeling all professhyyy

Is that a roll of toonies in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Don't even talk to me if you aren't gonna show me the bulge!!!

I need you in my throat to fix my overthinking

May I nuzzle the bulge 🥹

If my eyes aren't watering, what's the point???

Already looking forward to the bun bo hue I'm gonna order tonight 😏

can you hold my throat for a second? thanksss

It's fweaky fridayyyyy everyone line up for your end-of-week smooch

Just know I will be barking if you put the grey sweats on

Fair warning, I WILL bite your bicep

Your head scratches await

If we're dating, I'm solving every disagreement with my mouth

mating press >>>>>>>>>>

OK but does it twitch when you talk to me? YES or NO??

I woke up soooo desperate 😩 helppp

I think getting my toes sucked would solve a lot of my problems tbh

Stuffing my throat is guaranteed to improve your mental health

Send me pictures of what it looks like under your desk. I wanna see my future home