Not Evan Gerwing
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Not Evan Gerwing
@EvanGerwing
Hi, my name is Evan Gerwing, I like to party, girls between 17-18.99 yrs old and taking selfies in the sunlight. Parody account
Parents house Katılım Temmuz 2013
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The best part about striking out with every dude on sat night is the fact I get to wake up and watch the jacksonville jaguars do even worse
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I don't care how many bombs Rasmus hits. I have the greatest arm from the outfield anyone has ever seen
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Couldn't be happier to see summer over and HS back in session. I just take my lunch break, head to a school zone and set up shop #96's
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I've never came on a girls face before, but I'm sure its a similar feeling as hitting a home run. #96's
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Man, that 6 pack of palm bay is hittin me real hard #tangerine #96's
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Man, to be honest, I've never truly understood the "that's what she said" jokes. For obvs reasons. #legallyblonde #96's
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Man, roadhouse is my joint on the weekend. Nothing but blondes that are underage. #legallyblonde #96's
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"So the Prime Minister runs the country, the Mayor runs the city, what's it called for the guy who runs the province??" #96's
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Hi my name is Evan Gerwing, I like to party, underage girls and selfies
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