Splurpy Durpanzo

I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many music videos in a row. Wedding prep with some of the best

I have 18 chairs

I am. I’m gonna.

Keep your eyes on the moon.

Splurpin Simplicity.. name of the next band

Twice today I’ve been greeted as “Splurpy Durpanzo” I am but 2 people

Seriously top 3 pastor tacos I’ve ever had. 9.6/10

Just vibing out to Bella White at a bathhouse turned brewery

Kangaroo tastes good.

@shelbyrogersss It’s been a great run!!

He asked who Fred Durst is, do I end it?

@shelbyrogersss The fuck is this?

First derby. Proper buzzed. Ain’t seen but a glimpse of a horse or two on tv. Loving life. Citrus slut reporting. Bing bong

With family running tables

Reflecting on when I thought I’d for sure die with a broken heart in the hospital; fell asleep with a smile on my face knowing I’d lived well. And now I know I hadn’t even lived to a single degree of what was possible. I’m living now, more than I ever imagined possible

“And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.’”

“It’s frozen, it’s sticky, and I’m FIFTY THREE”

@PhreshExpress Whaaaaattttt!?

I paid 8 dollars so I could meander upon twits

@PhreshExpress That coochie tree brings vivid memories