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@GordonRamsay what do you think of my butter horn?

@aletha_horne there I have officially tweeted at you haha twitter.com/MeninistTweet/…

@alimeriel hahahahahahahaha this is literally my life. I love it

@tynealfrohlick need those eyes sharp for show pitch!

@StalkLarson @TyHoes88 twitter.com/CauseWereGuys/…

😁😁😁 vine.co/v/hnEllTvLvJE

Domino's pizza robot has started making deliveries in Australia onforb.es/1MtZFM4

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love getting drunk and eating everything around me.

@TyHoes88 @StalkLarson twitter.com/CoIlegefession…

When you realize it's Friday vine.co/v/iv0naer6daI

Looking forward to arriving in Saskatoon tomorrow... How many layers am I going to need to stay warm? #warmblooded #jacketsonjackets

My life is 50% wondering if it's too late to drink coffee and 50% wondering if it's too early to drink alcohol - RMU

"@CoIlegefessions: This is what college feels like twitter.com/J_Schwab/statu…" @Tyhoes88 @StalkLarson

I've never met a cold beer I didn't like.

"@GuyCodes: Forgetting to take your phone in the bathroom to take a shit is like forgetting to take a gun to war." @Blamo20

Marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they won't eat all of yours.

"@stinsonsays: some ppl's faces annoy me and i dont even know them" @RileyKenler

We've all done it before